It's hip to like Miis.
This is all about headcanons, rating Miis and making incorrect quotes. I'm a big fan of the Miis, and I really want Nintendo to make a new Mii game for Switch. In the meantime, enjoy this book. Cheers!
For context, on my tumblr blog, this CPU Mii filled up my reactions, really. I write mostly on CPU Miis and maybe fanfic for them, but after a long hiatus from making Mii posts due to work, school and writing block, I hope that you all enjoy my piece here. (Yes, Polly is the Cover of the book, what of it?)
Polly: Right then, what've I been dragged into? She sees the computer with the tab opened to the Fandom page. (Reading) "Wii Sports Wiki?" Is this a Meta universe?
Her face lights up in a big smile as her eyes scan her own Wiki.
Polly: *she gasps, clapping her hands* Oh, so it's MY page? Yay! Does this mean it's a reverse Isekai? Y'know, being put in a fantasy world, innit? ....Nevermind. Let's see 'ere...
Polly: (reading) "Polly, not to be confused with...Holly?" Why would someone confuse the two of us? One's fugly, the other is me. *shrugs* But anyhow... (she continues) "In Boxing, she is a Grade *1, making her the second Pro Class Beginner-" After Rie, of course. "..In Tennis and Baseball, she is one of the best players at Grade *10 and is also a Pro." See, this is why you pay attention to Polly. I'll 'ave you know, I'm at the top of my class in Tennis and Baseball, so I know how to hit people with objects. *sinister smirk* It's FUUUN.
Polly: (continuing on) "In Wii Party U, Polly is a Master Mii." Go back to my previous statement. "Trivia." Right, so you people like doing this for fun? Aw, that much effort put into little ol' me. <3 So there's badge stuff and whatnot, but you fans don't care about that? Neither do I. "She appears in Splatoon 2 as an Inkling" Coz they're all cute, and yellow's another of my favorite colors. "She appears on artwork..." blah blah, Yellow Pikmin, I couldn't choose the color, but I like the yellow ones coz they're also cute. *a big cheeky grin* "According to Mario Kart 8, she's British." Of course, I'm not some lame YANK swine. *she laughs, slowly turns to camera* WHY WOULD I BE?
Polly: Blah, Pro status stuff, and also Mario Maker 2 stuff. I wore a nice lil' Nintendo shirt, (in a muffled breath) praise be to Lord Shigsy-san. "She's the only Mii with that hair." I dunno why I wear it like that, but I just do. :/ "In MK8, she often appears in the Kirby suit within the promotional art of the game..-" YES. Kirby is my Boyo who goes Poyo. Look at all of my items in the back there, I love him. He just goes (in Kirby-esque voice) Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! *pulls out her phone* KiRbY'S CaLLiNG ThE PoLicE.
Polly scrolls down to the pictures of herself.
Polly: *clapping again* Oh, there's loads of pictures! Yay! Ok, what's this? *clicks on a picture of Miitopia couple Polly and Alphonse, face drops, and she grabs her phone again* POLLY'S CALLING THE POLICE! (can't insert picture)
Polly: Now what's this one here? A picture of Polly with Millie shows up, and she gets a bright red blush across her entire face. Clutching her chest, she starts to randomly smile and get giggly, covers her face with her hands. We hear a slightly muffled squeal before she uncovers her completely red face. C-Can I...Keep this picture? Please? I-I-I...Just think this is really nice an'... STOP WINDING ME UP! *frantically clicks around and saves the photo* Ok, Next?
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Polly: *clicks on Kirby racing suit pic* Seeeee? I love Kirby to pieces! I mean I'd do lots for more Kirby stuff, but not anything....
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Polly: And another Miitopia set, but this time not cursed. This one has me in a tank? It's that fairy dance, but instead it's POLLY TANK TIME.Polly: And now I'm an elven girl...? In Faustine's Adventure? *scrolls through her phone* Does she even know about this Wiki's existence, or the fact that someone made an adventure for her? Right, I think I'll let her know.
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She calls up Faustine, pulling up the . After a while of ringing, the phone finally picks up while the video plays.
Faustine: (on the phone) Hello? Polly? Is something wrong?
Polly: No, no. I just found something very interesting. Do you know about this bloody Wii Sports Wiki? Where we've all got profiles and mugshots?
Faustine: *a beat, then clicking and typing in the background* I'm gonna look this up, this Wii Sports Wiki... Why do you ask? Do they have unflattering shots of me?? Cease and Desist time??
Polly: Wait! Don't do that, just look yourself up, you won't be disappointed. I'll call you back though. Bye!
Faustine: ...OK...bye?
She hangs up the phone and scrolls further down, seeing the comments section FILLED.
Polly: Wow, there's even comments on us here. What do they even say? "Is she the only Mii with a side ponytail? Yes." I don't know anyone else who has one...? "Her favorite color is...brown?" Unless you mean that absolute Karen, Claudia, then yes, you're right. But, uhhhh... *she gestures to her black dress she is wearing* Not me. Sorry. "She needs to go to fashion jail for that side ponytail" *gets a bit teary* ...Why? I like it this way. I've always worn it like this, I thought it looked okay... "Smelly Socks of Molly Shiting?" What immature child does that? Geez.. *now she's sad*
Polly: Well, looks like that's the gist of everything, and everyone else finds me very very cute. :) Thanks for having me read this article! It's been a ride, I guess. But now, I'm gonna cry over that picture with Millie... OH MY GOD THE VIDEO HAS HER TOO-!
End.
Okay this was a post. And I will thank my recent resurgence onto Wattpad, directly from a new follower! I hope you enjoy especially!
