Mii(s) involved: Matt (Wii Sports/Resort), Sota, Ai
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Sota: Ah, shit. Here we go again. Worst place in the world, Nintendo Purgatory, Next Gens' country. I ain't represented Wuhu in 5 years, but the Next Gens won't give a shit...
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Sota enters his childhood home, and he picks up an old picture lying on the floor.
Ai: Stop it! What are you doing? Sota, Alex, stop it!
Sota: Quit it! Moms will hear!
Ai: Moms! They're up to something!
While Sota sits and looks at the picture, Matt enters the room with a baseball bat.
Matt: You picked the wrong house, fool!
Sota: *picks up chair* Hey, hey! Big Matt, it's me, Sota! Chill! Chill!
Matt: Sota? Ooooohhhhh, *drops bat and laughs* my dog! *Hugs Sota* Wassup? *Releases him* Hey baby, you ok man?
Sota: No, man. It's my moms, homie.
Matt: Hey, I don't know why this had to happen, but I promise you, I'm gonna find out who killed ya mom's. The streets is cold, dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed.
Sota: What fuckin' book?
Matt: Same things make us laugh, make us cry. But right now, we gotta take care of our business. Go see your brother at the cemetery. C'mon, let's bounce.
Matt and Sota leave the house and enters Matt's car the shot pans over the picture of Sakura with Matt's baseball bat.
Matt: You wanna drive?
Sota: Yeah, that's cool. Nice car, Matt.
Matt: You know me. It's not cut. Keep the value in it. Keep it real.
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Source: GTA San Andreas
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FanfictionIt's hip to like Miis. This is all about headcanons, rating Miis and making incorrect quotes. I'm a big fan of the Miis, and I really want Nintendo to make a new Mii game for Switch. In the meantime, enjoy this book. Cheers!
