Creepypasta boyfriend scenerios

When you fail at making food

Slenderman:
You decided to bake a cake. It did not turn out well. When Slendy saw it he put it in a blue poop bag ," Y/N I thought you were house-Broken!" He sighed and threw away your cake. "T-that was my cake!" You stuttered and started laughing.
Sonic:
You decided you wanted to make pasta ( Candy: Creeepy pasta Icess:No! Bad Candy! Candy: -.- ) and when you had Sonic try it he screamed, ran around, and screamed some more. "This is horrible my beautiful mouth is burning!" He screamed. "Sonic drink some damn milk!"(damn is not a bad word) you yelled and stomped out the door and went on a journey to find a cookbook.
Jeff:
You were trying to make toast and accidently broke your toaster because you didn't know Jeff had plastic knives in there.
E.J:
You were making soup for E.J but you accidently spilled it all over him.