Zeus: Percy Jackson, I'll pay you 10 drachmas to babysit him *shoves Apollo in his direction*
Percy: *wearing fake glasses, nose, and mustache* Percy Jackson isn't here. Only Perry Johnson.
(Okay I was rewatching the Sea of Monsters movie and yeah it's not very accurate but it's actually a good movie if you can just ignore all the mythological and book inaccuracies. Give it a rest, y'all)
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Persassy + Friends (COMPLETED)
FanfictionThe books are so hilarious how can we NOT. Some are from the books, others were created by others, others were created by me. Also include lots of Mythology memes in general.