Newbie: who's Hera?
Annabeth: you don't wanna know. She's the insanely stupid Queen of Heaven, Cow Lady, Goddess of-making-sure-you-step-in-cow-pies all day-
Newbie: uh, ok
Annabeth: watch out!
Newbie: *steps in a cow pie*
Annabeth: ανόητη γυναίκα αγελάδων! Told you.
YOU ARE READING
Persassy + Friends (COMPLETED)
FanfictionThe books are so hilarious how can we NOT. Some are from the books, others were created by others, others were created by me. Also include lots of Mythology memes in general.
