I was born a peanut.
It wasn't always meant to be this way.
I was meant to be a pistachio.
But I'm messed up like that.😜😁
I am not pretty.
I'm not a guy nor girl.
Because with peanuts you can't tell.
My parents were shocked.
My mum/dad was a peanut.
My dad/mum was a black eyed pea. Like WT*beep*?.
Yeah like I said before I'm messed up.
But back to where I was damn I hate how small my brain is I can't remember.
See my brain is smaller than an ant so I don't even know how I'm writing this with my brain capacity.
Oh shiz that pesky person IS COMING TO GET ME!
TIME TO GRAB MY RIFFLE.
SHIZNICK I CAN'T FRIGGIN' REMEMBER WHERE I PUT IT!
Damn brain capacity.
Oh well I may as well die proudly.
YOU SHALL NOT PA-
And that was the end off Fred the peanut
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Chapter dedicated to
Matsy101
For writing this fantabulous story
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The ending story of Fred the peanut
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