Why?

2.fools with foolish questions

A/o- YOLO ! WHAT'S UP GUYS ! AND GIRLS ...SORRY FOR ANY DISCRIMINATION (DON'T KILL ME GIRLS )  sO HERE'S A CHAPTER ABOUT SOME INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD >>:d

So ..you know you meet some genius people in the world who have brains the size of pea .. LIKE I MET THIS EINSTEIN GUY WHO WE'LL NAME "DUNGBRAINS" ..Coolio,right ?

So ,yeah ..this is what kinda happened with one of us .

Humpty over here ..was sitting on the bench and doing homework when this "DUNGBRAINS" decided to barge in acting like he owned the world and all and kindly asked Humpty -"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?" 

oh , right - Humpty just contradicted , DUDE , HE TOTALLY DID NOT SPEAK KINDLY AT ALL ! UNLESS YOU CALL SPITTING ON THE FACE AN ACT OF KINDNESS ! 

Yeah so after askin' that filthy question and disturbing poor HUMPTY cause Humpty was doin' algebra (YOU DO NOT DISTURB PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE DOIN' ALGEBRA IT KINDA FLARES THERE TEMPERAMENT AND YOU ARE LIKELY TO GET A BULLKICK IN YOUR GUT OR FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET !)

So as this "DUNGBRAINS" was the size of a terminator HUMPTY decided not to intervene and test any physical abilities ,

So yeah how did HUMPTY ANSWER ..LIKE THIS

"I'M DOING HOMEWORK, SIR " yeah but what humpty wanted to say was ,"HEY DUNGBRAINS ! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOIN ..YEH NEED TA SEE AN EYE SPECIALIST ! CAUSE THIS IS CALLED HOMEWORK !"

SO CLEARLY  THAT GUY WAS PLEASED CAUSE HUMPTY KINDA SHOWED RESPECT.

sO YOU'LL THINK THE CONVERSATION IS OVERRR.BUTTT NOOOOO

tHAT GUY HAS TO BE A BULLFROG AND CONTINUE ..

"WHAT HOMEWORK ?"

right ..if your doing numericals isn't it clearly MATHS and not other subject like chinese.

"MATHS- ALGEBRA AS IN " HUMPTY KINDLY ANSWERED ..

internal reaction was quite different like -"YOU PLASTIC SURGERIED MONKEY ! DON'T YOU SEE THIS IS MATHS ? WHAT DO YEH THINK IT IS ? FREAKIN' CHINESE ?

aND SOOO..THE LIST OF PROFANITIES CONTINUE ..

(HALF AN HOUR LATER)

YOU SQUEAKING MOUSE ! YOU RING NOSED BULL !

(1 hour later )

YOU CRAZY LITTLE DANCING MUPPET ! DAMN YOU !

(....A LOT OF TIME LATER )

bREATHLESS ......OH GOD SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE ! HUMPTY RAN OUT OF BREATH ..YEAH ..SO ITS KINDA LAME BUT THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A GENERAL EXAGGERATION

sO OF COURSE WE COULDN'T AVOID THAT STUPID CONVERSATION  (sigh,sigh,sigh)  BUT WHAT ARE YEH SUPPOSE TO DO WHEN YEH MEET SUCH STUPID PEOPLE ?THE SIZE OF A TERMINATOR BY THE WAY ..NOT COOL AT ALL!

sO SEE YA FOLKS !

aND HERE'S A POEM BY ..THESE DUDES

FOOLISH QUESTIONS

(A. Baldwin Sloane / William

Now you've all heard foolish questions and no doubt you've wondered why

Some person will ask a foolish question and expect a sensible reply

Like when you take your girl some candy, say maybe just after tea

You notice how she'll grab it and then she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish Questions! You can answer when you can

"No I bought this candy for your Ma or Pa, or for John the hired hand

"I just thought you'd like to see it. Now I'm gonna take it away"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day

And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place

Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face

And as you give the razor a preliminary wave

This fool will walk up and ask you, "Are you gonna take a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your answer is, I hope

"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I just like the taste of soap!

I kinda like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now then there's this fella who meets you on your way

And asks you why your all dressed up and listens while you say

That you just been returning from the funeral of poor old Uncle Ned

As soon as you have told him, he will say, "Is Ned dead?"

Foolish questions! You might as well reply

"No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. Then later on he'd die

You know Ned was always so original, he wanted it that way"

Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now suppose the elevator guy should forget to close the door

And you should tumble down, oh say forty-seven floors

And when you reach the bottom and you're lying there inert

Some fool will stick his head down the shaft and holler, "Are you hurt?"

Foolish Questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an awful hurry and that elevator's just too slow

Usually saves a lot of time, you know, comin' down this way"

Now wasn't that a Foolish Question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

That was a Foolish Question! You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!