Why?

1. Mental Maths or ...Maths that makes you Mental ? :o

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Alright ....

Subjects .

I'm sure we all hate some specific subjects and also some teachers , Right ? 

Like..

Maths ?  ..if your British or for those of you who are American or follow American English ..Math 

''Maths is important '' yell our parents .

"It's a headache " we yell back .

Sweet parent-children conversations , right (sigh) good old times .............NO

Just take a look at this:

Janet got 500 watermelons and her parents gave her 480 more. How many watermelons are there with her ,now ?

Does anyone not even think why does she needs so many watermelons............stupid right ?

And why on Earth would anyone need to buy so many watermelons , i mean , c'mon be practical ..do you want to open some production house named "JANET'S TASTY MELONS ..YUMMY" 

NONSENSE.....

And also for the sake of just rambling ..we aren't interested in knowing about how many Watermelons the lady's got ..we've got other important work to do ..We're busy people after all , we've got a multinational company to run .

We're BILLIONAIRES !

OK ...LAME ..But what's  a better  excuse than that ? 

Now take a look at our example ...

Our parents love maths and such is their love that we often suggest that it would have been better if they married Maths .

We get a nice lecture after that which we listen very attentively .........no ...we zone out .

The guy who created Algebra is such a wonderful person . Every girl would want to marry him and every boy would want to be like him .

No 

Every girl and boy would like to kill him...

The guy who created zero said it has no value ..then WHY DID YOU CREATE ZERO , MAN !!!!!!

And because of him all the big numbers came so yeah we would pretty much like to kiss his forehead

Or how about we negotiate with a crocodile and make him do it .

Or better ...we could have multiplied him with his creation that is 0

He would be pretty much finished by then .

if you like maths 

Then sorry ..this isn't something for you to read. 

And 

GET OUT ...HOW CAN YOU LIKE MATHS !!!!!!!

We know we're kind ..thank you .

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Humpty & Dumpty