Becoming Mr Perfect(ON HIATUS)

Chapter 1

I'm finally here and the funniest part is that my fears didn't just magically disappear like I thought they would but I guess that's just real life.

I'm walking back to my dorm when I notice something really weird,a guy is sitting on a bench alone looking frustrated.I know what you're thinking what's so weird about that,nothing if you think about it,but the guy is gorgeous not just normal random gorgeousness but I mean like super model gorgeous and I automatically start looking around to see if this is part of a movie cause I would really hate to spoil their scene so when I see no directors or cameras around it just seems strange to me so I do the only sensible thing to do in a situation like this.

I walk up to him and ask him what he's doing,don't look at me like that there is no stranger danger and hottie just looks up at me like I'm high so I repeat the question and he says "just thinking".
"Well,they're only two things a guy like you would be thinking about and that's either you failing a class" and the look he gives me is so sarcastic that I know that's not it "or you're having girl trouble".
When I see the incredulous look on his face I know I got that one right,"So either you're trying to get a girl and she isn't giving you the time of day which is frankly not possible so that means too many girls like you and I thought that was every guys dream unless you're tired of it in which case I can help you" and the look of relief on hottie's face is so freaking hilarious that I basically can't stop myself "But on one condition,you have to tell me your name cause I've basically been calling you hottie since I saw you" and hottie just laughs and his laugh is this big throathy laugh that makes you wish you were his friend and you got to hear that laugh everyday "My name is Graham" funny,I never would have pegged him as a Graham maybe a will or paul but never a graham "but you've got to tell me how you knew what was bothering me" .
"Well Graham I suggest you learn how to mask your emotions better cause your face is like an open book and the simple solution to your problem is to get a girl that's your friend to pretend to be your girlfriend for like a year or close to a year and make sure that you guys start fighting when the time is almost up but make sure that she's the one that causes all the fights and eventually breaks up with you,I know it's a tad cliche but trust me it'll work so goodluck".
As I start to walk away he pulls me back "Wait,why don't you be the girl so that I won't have to start explaining this to another girl and besides you'll be able to do it better than any one else since it was you're advice" I immediately just start laughing "Why are you laughing,what's so funny" "What's funny is the fact that you think I would fake date you,weren't you listening to me, I said your friend and I do not classify as a friend and I'm sorry but I can't fake date a total stranger for a year so yeah no"
And this time I made sure I was far out of his reach "wait you didn't tell me your name" "That's because i don't want to" I yelled back. copyright@2014