How To Stop Suffering From Egg (Rich x SQUIP)

squid has clorox'd his vision sp(heere)s

squid stared in sadnezz as he watched his bby boi richie get s m a s h e d. he felled to his kneez and fell through to the core of le earth. (which is flat, according to gorge saladbar). as he fell, he tried to fall through every piece of tile, because apparently the floor collapsed with him so-

when he got to the burning section of the worlllldldlldld, he saw the holy grail of ev er y t h i n g; a frech, unopened bottle of clorox bleach.

so. he extended his already shrek-length arms, and grasped the bottle, opening the plastic cap and pouring the steamy liquid in his vision spheres.