Richie stared as evil kermit and squid fought.
they slappedddd each other CoUnTleSs tImes and then EvIl Kermit was deafeated.
as evil kermit lied laFelezz on the ground like the plane that also died in 7/11- i mean, 9/11, Squid towered over him like the god he is and said, "N o u."
And then world war 3 started, for some reason.
and richie was saved by squid, who's catchphrase was "peppers and spoons"
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How To Stop Suffering From Egg (Rich x SQUIP)
Fanfiction(Pls nobody read this fuckery.) Written by: Adolf Critler (me) & Musclelinni ( @soapypleasekillme ) :)