Dark is a Masochist and no one knows. He's ok with that and doesn't really want all of the ilpliers to know. He owns a paddle and when he's by himself, he'll go to his room and spank himself while clawing at his v-line, trying to draw blood. Everyone was leaving to go see a movie at the Septic's place...or so he thought. What he doesn't know is that Wilford stayed behind.
(I can be whoever)