Rob's a son of a bitch

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One day on her way to Tomorrowland somehow the evil Rob Swire manages to sneak onto her ship. “AHHHH WHY IS ROB SWIRE ON MY SHIP.” yelled Porter

Before Porter could escape Rob tied her to the mast of the ship. “Ahahaha you can’t escape me now!” explained Rob.

“You will be caught for this. My fabulous Prince, Hugo Pierre Leclercq will save me.” said Porter.

“No one can get to us from here, we are in the middle of the ocean.” said Rob “ I’m gonna  stand here until you show me your secrets to fabulousness.”

“I will never share my secrets with anyone like you. You don’t deserve to be fabulous. You already have a badass goatee, is that not enough for you?” asked Porter

Porter was angry with Rob and was really worried that he wouldn’t make it to Tomorrowland in time for his set. Hours have past and Rob was still there. “You can stand here for as long as you want but i shall never share with you my secret to being fabulous” cried Porter.

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