We landed on this pile of ice and dust expecting to find something that would advance our scientific knowledge, but what we actually found was… an Olympian god?
The being was laid down like a wounded soldier in one of the icy rocks.
Our radiocarbon dating scanners revealed that he was even older than this comet.
Suddenly, he awakened… In a hoarse breathy voice he declared “I am Hermes... I have a message for you...”