You wake up in a mysterious place all covered with blood
"ooo ciao pedrito" says a strange italian guy
"ćao" u say
"io sono elio"
"WHERE IS JANA"
"che"?
"U DONT KNOW ENGLISH U UNEDUCATED RAT HOW DARE YOU WHERE TF IS MY STRAIGHT GF"
"OLIVERRRR"
"her name is jana not oliver for fucks sake-
"hello there" says a tall sexy man
"im oliver. we found u 2 in the river and we thought u were dead and my bf elio likes to eat dead bodies-"
"DID HE EAT JANA"
*elio burps*
NOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"omg why r u so loud" -says a familiar voice
"JANAA OMGGG " u run and hug her
she hugs u back
"wait a minute... something is wrong...she didnt say im straigh-
hol up"
"jana r u straight"
"no im jana"
*silence*
"SHES GAY YALL" u scream and u all make a party to celebrate jana's gaycizam
*time skip*
"hey oliver"
"yeah"
" i know this is kinda too much to ask but can we stay in ur house"
"OF COURSE WE CAN ALL HAVE A FOURSOME"
"ahah yeah sure"
You happily go to bed that night
You share ur room with jana
"hey um"
"what"
"wanna date"
"uh-"
"OMG WE ARE DATING NOW"
u scream and elio and oliver show up and throw peaches at u
