Getto Fairytales (short stories)

Mulan: the seller

She just heard that her dad had to go to war. He was too old and she didn't wanna lose him. So she decided to take his place I got ready packed all my pills and stuff . And with that she left.  Her hater woke up that morning. And to everyone's surprise, she was gone. And instead of a pin, she left a note that said. "Hey dad, family. Your all old and I'm the only young one, so up put 2+2 together, it made (), and that's my age. So, with that... I'm gonna take your place in war... AND SELL ALL MY GOOD STUFF AND MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH RICHES FROM WAR.!" He never felt so disappointed in his life. He burned the note with a candle in the shrine. And sent it to the great spirits of the past.

And it was sent successfully. But it was too quickly procrastinated.  Because with the help that mulan provided, she gave them weed to chill and give her good luck with the sales in war. And whitch they granted. And layer they sent the note... And when I say soon I mean like it's been a day just to read a note. And all they did was raise a thumb and give mulan a thumbs up.

With mulan she was really successful with her deals she made 800€ and she slept in her money each night. She even made deals to the leader of the Huns, because she thought "why not."

When she was actually training, she was looking at all her options for people she can praise with all her drug deals. But with pay of course. But the only one that won't take any, was Shang, he said he wasnt into that shit. And left her alone. She was mad because of that. And wanted to get him, to sell him drugs of course.

That might she snuck to his tent and put drugs in there and started to creepily chant in his ear "drugs are the way to win the war" and she repeated that at least for a hour until she was satisfied. 

She went back to her tent... Then she remembered, money. She went back to take his money for the drugs. By now she had 1000€. She was so proud of her self. She turned back and went to her tent.

The next morning

All the warriors woke up and trained more, and for mulan... She noticed Shang wasn't there for a hour now. She went to go peep in his tent and noticed... He was High as fuck. He was hilusinating and still trying to unzip the wrong side of the tent and leave... Bet he kept repeating "why the fuck did I do that" mulan knew he was referring to the seed she gave him.

She was proud and when she actually had to go to war... She was smart and made trade with the hauns, she disguised herself as a female and stuff. And did her trading like that. She was content... Until she had a stab wound and they discovered she was a girl....died...
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HER WEED SPILLED ALL OVER THE SNOW AS SHE TRIED TO PICK IT UP SHANG TOOK SOME AND SAID "I shall take some and pay you with your life." And with that he turned away... She went home and went back to the trap house and... Disappointment filled the air, so thick, you can cut it with a knife. But mulan could care less she got what she wanted.

The end
(Re read by publisher in 2021)