We just had a tornado warning. I'm in the car, mas in the store and the rains POURING down in waves. I'm low key worried there's lightning and thunder and the car is shaking. The Wifi back at home's down so I thought I'd write a little. Its about 3:30, it's so freaking dark and the WiFi won't be fixed til 6:30 tomorrow...
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"DID I HEAR MY NAME??" The door was kicked down. This really ... I'll say...big dude walked inside, followed by a snail? "Sire! What are you doing here!?" Sir Ebrum gasped. "Just walkin around when I heard- WHO IS THAT!!!" He screamed, pointing at me. ;w;) "Im (Y/n)." I basically whispered. This guy was intimidating! And apparently the king! He was wearing a big red robe and his... skin... fur?? The outside stuff on him (XD) was the same color as Meta Knight, but lighter. I wanted to ask what color Meta Knight and he were buuut they'd think I was an idiot... Tiff laughed when she told Meta Knight I didn't know what stupid "grass" was. (Eat a$$, smoke grass, sled fast. SLED GANG! 🛷 🛷 🛷) He looked like a bird. A very fat bird. Did he run off the Christmas dinner plate or something? I didn't know what to do so I stood up and bowed, (ok not that kind of bow, u know like the Asian apology bow) "I'm so sorry I didn't thank you earlier! Please forgive me for being impolite!" I didn't want to offend him, he might kick me out or something! Everyone started at me in confusion. "Um. What?" This purple snail crawled from behind the king. "I- um..." maaaybe that wasn't necessary... "Get up girly! I'm the king of this here dump and I welcome you!" He boomed. He kind of talked like a little kiddie. Like, a kid with a small vocabulary. "As a show of appreciation for visiting I'd like to invite you to a dinner!" He picked me up and put his arms around me. Wth?? Escargoon put a party hat on my head and blew confetti on my face. King Dedede laughed and danced around. What an idiot... The family behind me looked annoyed. "Well we should get going. His highness has many errands to run!" Escargoon opened the door for Dedede. I coughed, almost choking on a piece of confetti. "We should s al those wings of yours back into place." Sir Ebrum sighed. Oh no. No way. Never. "It'll hurt!! No freaking way!" I jumped behind the couch. "Well give you pain killers (Y/n)!" Tiff said. "Promise??" I peeked from behind the couch.
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I sat on the table, tears going down my cheek. Tiff was bandaging my wings up in cloth and sticks. "That hurt." I whined. "You pansy! I bet I would've don't better!" Tuff jumped onto the table next to me. I looked at Tiff, who's face was scrunched up in disgust. "I don't think you guys like him too much?" I said. "Who?? Dedede?" Tiff tapped the cloth down. "No. He sucks. He's a no-good-rotten king!" Tuff snorted. "Children we mustn't talk bad of our king. Now are we invited to this dinner the king is having??" Sir Ebrum said, licking his lips. I just realized how long it's been since I had eaten. I didn't eat that mushy burrito, I didn't eat the next nights dinner- I was escaping, and I don't even know how long I was out in the little ship! I saw a delicious steaming turkey get taken out of the oven. My mouth watered. "Well I guess we don't need this then..." Lady Like sighed, setting the turkey in the fridge. "So... do I go in this?" I lifted the dress off the floor. "No no no! You'll have you wear one of my dresses!" Lady like rushed to her room. "Children why don't you go get ready?" Sir Ebrum followed his wife into their room. "Well be in our rooms." Tiff and Tuff closes their doors. I followed Sir Ebrum into the room to find Lady Like scrolling through her dresses. "Too short... too red... not red enough... actually- forget the red... hmmm." She mumbled. "Ahah!" She picked up a(n) (dress color (d/c)) dress. (y'all pick whatever u want but ima just make it this I need visuals...) 😗😉😅
