I'm here in the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia, I'm so I've got a "y'all" thing going on, y'all know that, but I've been watching/reading nothing but Harry Potter for the past month so I've got a little... mixed vocabulary?
(So I wanted to use a Wiki to see if I was correct in names)
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(Uh... Iros name looks a lot like Honey and Spikehead- (also y tf would u name ur kid Spikehead 😂) her name says Iro...... uhh... ima just not use Spikeheads name much- I'll just make Iro the guy because if I remember that's what they called him in the show?) (WAIT THATS A GUY?????? I THOUGHT SPIKEHEAD WAS A GIRL!!!!!)
Anyways,
Meta Knights pov (OooOoooo~!):
I stepped outside the castle grounds feeling told air through my armor plates. In my hand I held a book- I had been reading it a while and I've almost finished. I was in a particularly good mood, a couple of hours prior, I saw the king whining and rubbing his head, being escorted by Escargoon and an entourage of Waddle Dees. I headed up a hill, sat under a tree and started reading. 50 shades of gre- I'm kidding Twili- jk jk jk Just any romance book. 😉 I had just finished dinner with Sword and Blade Knight, I taught them how to make Mongolian Beef. I flipped to my marked page and continued. As I read I began to think of yesterday, this strange ship crashed onto Pop Star. Sword Knight, Blade Knight, and I had followed Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby to see what happened. Kirby and Tuff found a strange girl with big white wings. She was covered and mud, grass and blood. Kind of pretty... Too bad her wings broken, it might've been fun to go flying around with her. I shook my head to rid myself of that thought. No need to start anything. "Hey Meta Knight!" I heard Tuff call from the base of the hill. I sighed, being interrupted from reading. "Hello Tuff." I said and stood up. Behind Tuff, Honey and Iro ran behind him. "King Dedede said he wanted to try lamb chops, so we went to the field to find Mayor Blustergas but instead we found that new girl (Y/n) hanging with the Mayors sheep. She and Dedede were fighting and he hit her in the head and took this little sheep (Y/n) had and-" Honey was starting to cry, she was talking really fast. "Ok- get to the point Honey, what happened??" I stopped her. "We heard (Y/n) and Tiff talking about going to kick Dededes butt for it! I saw (Y/n) running into the castle with Tiff chasing her." Tuff pushed Honey aside. "I'll keep an eye on her." I said.
(Y/n) pov:
"I'm gonna kick some penguin as-" "(Y/n)! This is a terrible idea!" Tiff tugged on my arm. I stormed down the hallways of the castle, trying to find my way to that oversized child. "Shove it up yours Tiff! I'm getting that sheep!" I said. "Well- dont expect me to help you! Go on! Get beat up for all I care!" She let go of me and crossed her arms. "Fine!" I spat. She doesn't get it- how could she let such a poor innocent little BABY get roasted up, all for some greedy plum. I ran off in the opposite direction, spitting in disgust and frustration- I don't need her. Heartless little bookworm! I shook my head "Calm down (Y/n). We got this." I sighed. I got a little carried away with my temper at times... I closed my eyes and took in a deep breath, I caught the faint scent of smoke down the corridor. I opened my eyes enough to see and followed my nose. Eventually I came upon a large kitchen, little Waddle Dees running around gathering salt shakers and vegetables. I hid behind a corner and scanned the room. Freezer... table... chair... another table... oven... grill!! Right there! I saw it, the Waddle Dees had the little lamb tied down on a cutting board next to the grill. "Hey!" I jumped from behind the corner. The Waddle Dees froze and looked at me. "Who are you." A weird looking Waddle Dee with one big eye asked. He looked like the leader, sword in hand, directing the others, he seemed to be the only one who could speak. "I've come with a message from the King, he decided he doesn't want Lamb, he wants Beef. He sent me to get that thing off your hands." I gestured to the lamb on the table. "Is that so?" I spun around to see Escargoon, his hands on his hips. "I- yeah. Yup... that's... oof..." I said. He shook his head and grabbed my arm, dragging me away from the kitchen. "Don't touch me you slug freak!" I tugged back, trying to free myself. "Rude littl-" Escargoon was cut off by my lovely foot being planted in the center of his face. He fell to the floor, clutching his nose. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed the sleeping lamb (I keep typing lamp...) off the counter and sprinted away. The Waddle Dees started chasing after me, like a swarm of bees. "Oh- sweet cheezits!!" One threw a spear at me, it missed me by a hair. My wings twitched, they felt stronger then they had before, perhaps it was time to take off the bandages? I threw the lamb over my shoulder and tried to rip off the bandages as I ran. I heard a loud stomping sound and saw Dedede bash open a door in the midst of the swarm and join the chase. Snap!! The bandages fell off and I felt my wings spring open. I smiled and leapt into the air, taking the lamb back into my arms. I flew out of an open window and outside. The setting sun shone against the ocean. I stopped dead in my tracks, almost forgetting where I was entirely. It was beautiful... the smell of the salt water and fresh air coursed through my body. "Hey! You give that here sheep back NOW!!" The kind shrieked from inside the castle. I saw a flag on top of one of the castles pillars, I sat the lamb down safely on a flat roof and snapped the flag off the mounting. "Eat shit!" I threw thew the pole like a spear at Dedede, it hit him strait in the gut and he grunted, falling back. The pole bounced off his stomach and hit the one eyed Waddle Dee in the head. I snickered and retrieved the sheep. I swooped down and landed in the center of Cappy Town. The cappys looked at me, they saw the sheep in my hands and started cheering. They circled me and lifted me into the air. Mayor Blusterwhat came and gently took the sheep out of my hands. He said it was just tired out and needed sleep. The Ebrums came running up to me, gawking at my wings. Tiff was still pouting, but she congratulated me none the less.
Edit: oh my god I got this app where I copy paste this text and it reads it out loud (it's easier to check for spelling errors that way) and it keeps pronouncing Dedede like "Deddy" and all I hear is "Daddy" I'm like 😂 oh no
