Warning: This book is NSFW and extremely offensive. Proceed at your own risk.
It was a cold stormy day in 1988, water rushing throughout Dairy. For the past few days it had been storming, rustling up a dangerous weather, perfect temperatures for clown breeding. In a warm cozy house in the neighbourhood lied Willy Dickstink, as sick as a dog, coughing and vomitting. After spending what seemed to be a few hours on the toilet, he came out, still leaking but too lazy to go back. He sat in bed coughing when his sister, Gagsie, asked if she could go out in the rain with her. "No!", Willy replied in disgust. Willy hated bald people and Gagsie had stage 2 breast cancer. Ever since then she was lonely and sad.
She went out in the rain by herself splashing in the storm. It was satisfying. All the drops of rain. Quite truly beautiful until suddenly one of her breasts slipped out and went into the down the gutter. "Fuck..." She thought. The rain brought it down as she tried to catch it. She was so close! Until suddenly it went down into the drain. God gosh darn dammit! She put her arm in even though she knew that wouldn't help the situation at all, but staring at it and calling for her left breast, might make something happen. And it did...
"Hee Hee"... The sound echoed the entire sewer. Gagsie jumped back as two gleemy eyes appeared in the shadows in the sewer. It was a clown... that oddly resembled Micheal Jackson. "Hiya Willy Boy!", the thing screeched in a high pitch voice. Gagsie explained she wasn't Willy. "Oh! Dear, silly me, silly old Peniswise... You're Joe!". Gagsie told it, that she wasn't Joe either. Eventually explaining that she was actually a woman. "Oh! Yes! Gagsie? Right?!". Now Peniswise wasn't interested in little girls, so he had decided maybe it might be the right way to get to Willy. "Do you smell the fish, Gagsie?", the thing whispered, and even quieter it said, "Stanky fishy, stanky fishy...". Gagsie had enough of this bullshit and asked it to give her breast back. "Here... take it...". It's hand reached out holding her breast. She put her hand in the sewer trying to get it and grabbed a hold of it... It opened it's mouth ready to chomp. But she pulled her breast and walked away. "Thanks!", she smiled. What a nice clown she thought. Gagsie began walking home, until she feel over realising her kneecaps had been broken. Millie Bobby Brown stood in front of Gagsie, "Faggot", she said and pushed her into the sewers again, to be eaten by Peniswise...
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TIT [Unfinished]
HumorThe thirsty Micheal Jackson that cums every 27 years, awakens from his slumber, this time for children, and an appetite that will not be forgotten, not to mention dressed as a clown, who's name is Peniswise. It's up to the Breakfast Club to save Dai...