Valentine 3: City Lies

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1:32 am
Valentine

Harley:
Tf. Someone's trying to open our gate???
Wait check ko. Balik ako sa game.

Reid:
Luh? Mananakaw??

Oli:
Huy, tumawag ka kaya ng pulis??
Baka may kutsilyo yan???

Harley:
Tanga sisilipin ko lang sa bintana.
Di ako baba.

Axl:
Harley, gagu tumawag ka pa din pulis.

Harley:
Babae, bro? Babae yung nag ttry mag bukas.
Tinatawag si Ate Ana? Pag buksan daw?

Lucas:
Baka naman bagong modus yan ahh.

Harley:
She looks drunk tho?
Teka, baba ako.

Oli:
Tang ina? Sabi di bababa? Tas bumababa??

Reid:
Di nalang tumawag ng barangay si gago.

2:02 am

Axl:
Nasan na si Harley??
Bro??

Oli:
Bro? Ano na??

Lucas:
Huy tatawag na ako sa barangay!

Harley:
Bro, teka kapitbahay namin. She's hella drunk.

Reid:
Taenang to. Pag yan modus bala ka sa buhay mo.

2:42 am

Oli:
Tang ina Harley, ano pupunta na ba ko dyan??
Anyare na??

3:05 am

Harley:
Hassle. Nalaglag niya phone niya, tinawagan ko pa para mahanap namin. Tas kinatok ko bahay nila. May Ate Ana naman pala talaga.

Reid:
Nung ako nawalan phone ayaw mo tawagan?
Tas di mo kilala tinawagan mo at tinulungan mo??
Pota?

Axl:
Tinawanan ka pa nun sabi bili ka nalang
bagong phone. Hahaha.

Harley:
Hahahahha. Oo nga no?
Ge tulog na ako, may pasok pa pala tayo bukas.

Oli:
Taena alas tres na pala? Gege.

8:30 am

Drunk Girl

How's the hangover treating you?

Wtf? Who are you?

Your neighbor?
I helped you last night. You were so drunk.
You were trying to open our gate?

The hell? I'd never do that!
And how'd you get my number?

You dropped your phone and I called it
so we could find it??

Gago?

You're really that drunk last night ?
Di mo na maalaa.

Sorry kagabi, okay?

It's fine. You were hella funny tho.
Anyway, just hmu when you need help or what.

Sorry for the hassle and thanks na din..

You're welcome..

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God, nang bulabog pa ko ng neighbor kagabi? Embarrassing 😳