Scp 035 uses elaborately put-together insults such as
- My canine companion discusses matters more eloquently than you.
- Somewhere out there there's a tree whose single purpose is to replace the oxygen you waste.
- You disgusting room temperature IQ disgrace of a human being!
And my personal favourite
- There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language, but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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SCP Headcanons
FanfictionBasically SCP headcanons I come up with. I may or may not add my cousins 2 OCs. Art belongs to @The_White_Scrunchie on instagram.