Q: What is the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday
A: forget it once
Q: what goes up and never goes down
A: your age
Q: what did one candle say to the other
A: don't birthdays burn you up
Q: why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake
A: because it's too hard to put them on the bottom
Patient: doctor, doctor! I get heart burn every time I eat cake!
Doctor: next time, take off the candles!
Mum: happy birthday!!!
Me: no it's not!
Mum: yes it is silly
Me: nooooooooo I don't want another birthday ever again!
Mum: why not?
Me: more birthdays you get the older you get and then they eventually kill you!!!
That awkward moment when you forget it's you parents birthday
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. I asked what she wanted last week she said "anything with diamonds." So I got hr a pack of cards.
AUTHORS NOTE
It's my dad's 40th YAY! thanks for these great jokes :
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