It's about to be mine and Jakes one year anniversary. I have no idea what to do. I pull into the mall parking lot to meet my friend Y/F/N and she's going to help me pick out something for him. "No, don't you dare! That's my spot! I was here first!" I yell at the black ford dodge. Goddamn people! Always taking your parking spot. Great, just my luck, now I have to drive all the way around the fucking parking lot just to find a damn place to fucking park!
"Y/N? Y/N! Park right here!" I hear a male voice call. I turn my head to see Barclay Beales pointing to the empty spot next to his. I give him a smile and slide into the parking spot. "Hey Barclay, thanks."
"No problem. What're you doin here? Aren't you supposed to be with Jake?" I park my car and pull out the keys. "Uh, yea. I'm just looking for an anniversary present." He makes 'o' shape with his mouth. "What're you doin here?" I ask closing the car door and locking my car. "Just lookin for some pretty girls." He looks at me with a cheeky smile. "Oh you." I grin at him.
Ring Ring
"Hey Y/F/N, when are you gon- what? You can't come? Why?...... Oh, okay bye..." Well now what am I gonna do? I have no one to go shopping with now. "Hey Barclay?"
"Yes?"
"Can you help me go-" he cuts me off and finishes my sentence. "Shopping for Jake?" I nod yes. He puts his hand on his chin and is doing 'hmm' thing. "What's in it for me?" I roll my eyes and pull out forty pounds. "Will this cover it?" I ask handing out the money to him. "What kind of guy do you take me for? Put that money away, I'll go shopping with you." I shrug my shoulders and place the money back in my purse. We walk into the mall and go and look at the map. "Hmm... What do you think about going to Famous Foot Ware and getting him a new pair of shoes?" He looks at me with a what-the-hell? Look. "You haven't had sex yet so I would say... Victoria's Secret orrr.... A sex toy place.." He looks at me waiting for an answer. "What? Do you think that's what he wants?" I ask. He nods and takes out his phone and shows me some text messages.
Jake: Hey man, do you think I'll get some tonight?
Barclay: What ya mean? With Y/N?
Jake: Yea. I've waited a whole year. She'll give it to me now, right?
Barclay: Maybe. Idk
"So he wants me.." I whisper to myself. "Let's go to Victoria's Secret." I say with confidence. He smiles and we begin to walk to the store. When we get there the first thing I see is a lace see through blue nightgown with black lace panties and bra underneath. I bet that would turn him on so bad. He'd beg for me. "That's hot.. You should get that." Says Barclay interrupting my thoughts. "Yes. Can you get it for me? I'm gonna look at the perfumes." I say he looks at me with a weird facial expression. "What?" I ask. "A lonely guy getting lingerie.. That doesn't say gay or cross dresser now does it?" I scoff and roll my eyes and go to look at the perfume. I find Nior Tease. It smells amazing! This will definitely make him go nuts! "Hey Barclay, I'm ready to go." He's chatting to some girl. He continues to talk to her and ignores me. I walk up to him and place my hand on his shoulder. "I said I'm ready to go." The Burnett looks at me and is mentally throwing daggers at me. "Well, I gotta go. Call me?" He gives her his number and then looks at me then turns to go to the desk. "That'll be £39.00 pounds exact." The lady at the register says. "If you would like, we can throw in a free thong since your purchase was over 30 pounds?" She
looks at us. Probably thinking that Barclay and I were a couple. "Yea, she'd look hot in that black one." Barclay says. She smiles and grabs them. I just stand next to him waiting for her to hand us the bag. "Thank you, come again." She says as we leave. "Hey, I'm hungry. Let's stop at the food court."
"Okay." We walk to the food court and sit right in the middle of the court. Then we decided to go get a two subs from subway. Then we sat to eat. "I think that lady thought we were dating.." I say after I gulp down a bite of my sub. "Yeah. Me too. I mean, we were looking at lingerie and perfumes. I think everyone thought we were dating. Even the girl I gave my number to, which she tossed out when she left."
"And how do you know that?"
"I saw her do it. I don't mind tho." Barclay is such a cool guy. I love having him as a friend. Just a friend. Nothing more nothing less. He takes our garbage and tosses it in the trash. "Well love, this is where we part ways." Say Barclay as he wraps his arms around me and kisses my head. "I'll see you later." I say hugging him back. Then I walk out to my car to go home and get ready.
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Stereo Kicks (Dirty little stories)
AléatoireThis is basically all eight of the Stereo Kicks group stories, but there is a catch, all of these stories are nothing but pure sexy, turn-on, oh my fucking God why?!?! stories. I may or may not put some sweet things in. But hey, thanks for even taki...