Naruto: The Stone Princess or The Hidden Leaf [Discontinued]

The Art of Pranks or Explosions

Hey everybody out there that has loved or liked my stories. By now I am probably getting omega ruby or sapphire for Nentendo 3Ds and I have been inspired by a certain exploding blond who forced me to put him in the story but as a good guy. Psychotic jackass!
???: What Was That Un!
Shut up! Any way will he accept Kurotsuchi and Naruto's relationship or will he learn a new type of art?
???: That is Bullshit Un! Art is nothing but an EXPLOSION UN!
Shut the fuck up! Any way lets get back on to the next part of this story!
================================================
Monday in Konoha:
----------------------------
Naruto woke up that day as usual and prepared for a day at the academy. He wore a different outfit than his usual orange jumpsuit. A black coat that had white fur on the collar and the ends of the sleeves. A red muscle shirt visible to see his toned body. Dark blue shinobi pants that end by the ankles. And black shinobi combat boots with red bracers on them. He rushed out of his house and ran to the academy and on his way he bumped into a blond man who had it tied into a ponytail and had his hair covered part of his face. 'Wonder what that guy is doing. Is that clay or stones?' Naruto thought as said man threw the clay in the air and preformed a single hand sign. "KATSU!" The small clay bursted in an fiery explosion. "Woah! Hey mister that was awesome! Was that art or something!?" Naruto told the blond haired man. The blond was surprised that someone had accepted his art style. "Oh! Finally! Someone who appreciates art un! My name's Dedara Un!" Dedara said happily as he was shaking Naruto's hands with both of his hands. "HaHaHa! Stop your hands are licking me!" Dedara stopped and released his hands. ' He wasn't afraid of me because of my hands? Kami I may have found a friend.' "Thank you. Now I'd love to stay and chat about your art, but I've got school today so how about during lunch? That's when you get to see my art! Bye!" Naruto continues to run to school. Meanwhile Dedara was surprised that the boy who accepted his hands as a normal person was also an artist. "Well, what art do you specialize in, yeah. I already like that kid, un! I'll be waiting to see your art."
========================
At the Academy, 30 min before it starts:
========================
There the students cheated amongst themselves before Iruka showed up. The 'Rookie Nine' were talking about whether what they say was real or not. "Naruto can't even get a girlfriend! He's a loser!" Sakura and Ino said while everyone just ignored the two banshee fan girls. Thus then Naruto entered the classroom surprising everyone. They never expected to see Naruto early in the class or with a new set of clothes. Hinata obviously blushed and had a trickle of blood sliding down her nose. Some of the other girls blushed at his chiseled chest. He went to his usual spot in the back of the class and gazed out of the window. "See I told you! Ino, he maybe seeing someone but not that Iwa girl!" Sakura said to the others causing all of them to look at Naruto. While Naruto was starting out the window, he noticed a small clay dragon entering the class. Attached to it was a not that read 'For the "Artist"' Naruto knew it was for him and that it was from Dedara. The dragon flew across the room amazing the students until it landed on top of the young artists head. He read the note and it said: "To the artist, I'll be arriving at your academy to see and be an example to your classmates. I've asked the old man and the Hokage for permission and both approved. I am bringing someone named Kurotsuchi. She insisted on coming so she could see her new boyfriend! On side note, I will KILL who ever is daiting my little sister! Anyways, I'll be in school around 10 am. I'm still looking forward to your art un!"
-Dedara'
Naruto grew a smile on his face and tucked the note away in his pocket. He continued to gaze at the window while everyone wondered what or how the dragon was doing in the class. A few minutes pass and now the class began at nine am as usual Iruka used his Big Head no Jutsu and announced. "Alright class! We're having a few guest joining us in our sparing exercises today at 10. One of them is a ninja from Iwa and the granddaughter of the Tsuchikage! This is to help with the treaty of Iwa and Konoha. So everyone behave!" The students were all excited to see a real ninja do some action. Naruto was surprised that Dedara and Kurotsuchi were coming to see him. 'Shit! Dedara is gonna kill me when he finds out I'm daiting Kurotsuchi!' Naruto thought in horror of how he would get killed. The class continue talking and went on with the lesson plan for today.
========================
With Dedara and Kurotsuchi
========================
The time was nine thirty, and the two walked to the academy. Kurotsuchi was up on Dedara shoulders and continued humming in joy and with a blush on her face. "Oy Kurotsuchi who is your boyfriend un! And why did you want to come un?" Dedara asked/threatened.
"One, I'll only tell you that he's blond and cute! Number two, because I want to surprise him!" Kurotsuchi said angrily and confidential. 'Blond huh? Wait! Na it can't be that kid, can it?' Dedara thought as the two continued onward towards the school.
========================
Back at the academy at 9:55
========================
The kids rushed out of their seats and went to the sparing grounds to meet the Iwa ninja. Naruto looked around until the white dragon taped the back of his head. Telling him to look up, was a giant clay dragon that landed on the ground. Dedara hopped off with Kurotsuchi in a dazzling entrance impressing everyone. "Hello un! My name is Dedara! And this is Kurotsuchi, my sister, and she's daiting one of you." All of sauskes fan girls looked directly at him in hope that their Sauske wasn't taken. "Now who ever shes daiting I have one warning, I WILL find you and if you Hurt HER! I will send you to HELL!" Dedara shouted as killer intent was released scaring everyone. "Hmm? Ah! It's you, the artist kid! Nice to see ya again! I see you got my letter, now let's see your art in a spar un!" Dedara said as he got into the arena waiting for Naruto. "Dedara! Don't hurt him too much! He's taking me to the park after school." Kurotsuchi smirked at Naruto and gave him a wink. Needless to say Naruto was freaking out of how Dedara was about to kill him! 'What! This kid is daiting Kurotsuchi! Well she likes him and he's probably got talent, I approve, but I've got to have a little fun!' Dedara thought evilly as Naruto stood at the arena. "Alright un! Lest see that art of yours!" Dedara imideatly rushed in and tried to punch him but Naruto didn't want to suffer his wrath so he's been avoiding him. "Your good at evasion, but let's see of attacking." Dedara made a clay dragon that was the size of Naruto. "Dedara-nii! Don't kill him! Or else I'll tell gramps." Dedara flinched at the threat Kurotsuchi made meanwhile Naruto snuck behind Dedara at put a few tags on him. "Hey! You're good at stealth, but show me that art!" Naruto was now on top of the clay dragon and preformed a hand seal. "Fine! Don't blame me if what happens to you! Katsu!" Suddenly Dedara heard silent hissing and next he was blown back to the fence of the academy. But that didn't end their. When he started to get up paint mist bombs were activated as well as stink bombs messing up with his sight and smell. "Aww! Shit! This freakin reaks! Where are you un! I'll show you my true art!" Dedara couldn't see and was walking aimlessly so Naruto decided to kick him in the balls and now Dedara was in the fetal position. The kids were surprised that a Iwa ninja was taken down by a 10 year old. "Alright class, lets divide up into groups and practice out sparing. Naruto go and help Mr. Dedara up." Iruka said as Kurotsuchi and Naruto went and help Dedara up. "Wow kid. I'm surprised you actually beat me. We're the explosion your art, the paint bombs, or the fart bombs?" "Nope! My art is simply seals and pranks oh and also kenjutsu! After this is lunch, watch the Hokage monument and behold." Naruto said as he, Dedara, and Kurotsuchi sat at a tree and continued to talk. While the kids were wondering about the Iwa shinobi and the third Tsuchikages granddaughter. "Why is the dobe hanging out with the granddaughter and how did he beat a jonin?" "The Baka is a loser and probably just got lucky"
========================
At lunch time
========================
Everyone was hanging out among themselves. Chatting with friends playing all but Naruto Kurotsuchi and Dedara. Dedara and Kurotsuchi kept looking at the monument and were amazed to see what they were looking at. Naruto painting the whole monument in broad daylight. The two laughed as they decided to get an areal view. "Man Kurotsuchi, your boyfriend is something. I decided that you two are fine to date. But if he hurts you I'll kill him!" "Oh shut up he won't that's my job!" Thirty minutes later a whole platoon of Anbu came to capture Naruto. It was even more hilarious that not even Anbu could catch him. Dedara and Kurotsuchi saw that Iruka was pissed and decided to help him escape. Naruto was about to be captured by Iruka and his Big Head no Jutsu. Dedara threw a flash bag and carried Naruto on the dragon, "Well Naruto, you and Iwa will definitely get along, especially me, gramps, and especially your Kurotsuchi. Just remember, you hurt my little sister and I will end you!" Naruto was too tired to argue back and just decided to lay down. Kurotsuchi placed his head on her lap and stroked his blond hair. Soon afterward he was asleep as the three of them were resting at a grassy field under a tree. Kurotsuchi was still stroking Naruto hair while sitting under the tree next to Dedara. He soon fell asleep a few minutes later. "Naruto-kun, looks like you got nii-sans' and gramps aproval." She then whispered slightly. " I know that gramps put us into a political marrage, and you're gonna have more than one wife. And until then, I will always love you, not for my village, but for myself." Kurotsuchi began to let a stream of tears run down her face out of happiness. "Kuro-chan...I will love you....despite the CRA. My love for you, I will always keep it." Naruto said tiredly as he open his eyes half way. Kurotsuchi continued to cry happily and kissed his head. Naruto moved his position, now he was behind Kurotsuchi and she was sitting on his legs. She snuggle into his warm body and he hugged her closer to him. Dedara being awake had taken a kunai and carved into the tree, 'Naru+Kuro'. 'Well, looks like I'm gonna be an uncle!'
End of Chapter 5
And the pole for the Harlem Vote:
========================
Fuu (seven tails): 7

Hinata: 5

Ryzetsu (blood prison):9

Mabui: 7

Anko:8

Miya ( Mifune daughter): 9

Shizune: 4

Tayuya: 7

Ino: 4

That's all for now comment down below and add on any ideas of more girls for the Harlem

Ja Ne