Sans x Reader Oneshots (New)

Classic x Flirty Reader

A Tease? Enough With That.

Requested by @EvieEmpress

No the request didn't sound weird. I just chose the flirty side of things.

Warning: Cringy pickup lines/pickup puns. I am so sorry about my bad choice of lines.

You walked out of your room, seeing Sans lazily sitting on the couch, hearing Papyrus rush around the kitchen to find ingredients for breakfast.

You smirked a bit, walking downstairs and sitting next to him. He turned to you slightly.

"Sup, kiddo?" He smiled.

You gave a playful smirk, "You know, some of this, some of that, the usual."

Sans chuckled, "And what would the usual be?"

"Just testing some stuff. Nothing you have to worry about."

The skeleton looked at you, but turned back to the tv.

"Ya know, I have a question for you, Sans..."

"Hmm?"

"Are you part cat?"

"What-?"

"Because you seem purrfect for me..."

The skeleton blushed a light blue, before sighing, "Now, (Y/n), I-"

You smirked a bit more than before, "What? I'm just teasing. Now, I gotta go to Undyne's. Paps! Don't worry about breakfast! Remember, today is training with Undyne!"

"ON IT HUMAN!" Papyrus rushed to fix the dish he created, running out the door.

You smiled at Sans, running after Papyrus. The shorter skeleton looked at where you once stood, a deep blush going over his skull, but it faded when he realised you weren't meaning any of it.

The flirting had been constant. You would say a few pickup lines, such as.

"Are you a circuit board? Because I feel a spark between us."

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe..."

The list goes on. Sans had just about had it with your teasing.

He really liked you, and to know that you were just teasing him, basically sent the message that you didn't like him the same way.

He let out a sigh, teleporting to his room. He would tell the truth tonight. That seemed like the best way to do it.

Timeskip:

That night (that's what you assumed at least), you came in the door to find all lights off. Paps hadn't gotten home yet...

You know that because he decided to stay back with Undyne to try combat training for the first time.

"That's weird..." You thought.

"Sans! I'm back! Papyrus isn't home yet! He has more training to do!" You called, a smile on your face.

No response...

"Sans I swear if you're passed out somewhere again I will not get you Grillby's in the morning!"

Might as well be crickets chirping in the background...

You sighed, walking upstairs to Sans' door. You knocked, and entered without need for a response.

Sans was pacing, seeming nervous. You blushed a bit, but smiled, "Hey, bonehead, you alright?"

He seemed startled and turned to you. He had a dark look on his skull.

"Sans, are you-"

"Why?" He asked, his voice a low growl.

"Wh-what? Uh, Sans, what do you mean-?"

"Why is it always just a tease when you flirt with me?"

"Sans, the flirting is just fun!"

You were suddenly pinned to the wall, Sans walking towards you slowly. His smile was strained.

"Really? Just for... fun you say...?"

He put his hand on your cheek, getting closer.

"Enough of that..." He whispered.

He kissed you...

You smiled into it, and when it broke, you smirked at him.

"Had no idea you felt that way about me... to tell the truth though... I like you that way too..."

With no more words exchanged, Sans kissed you again. However, you both failed to hear the door open.

A loud click sound caught your attention.

"MY NEW SCREENSAVER!! AND UNDYNE OWES ME 5 BUCKS!!"

Both of you blushed and parted. Sans was already going after Papyrus. You stood there, blushing.

...

Did Papyrus and Undyne really bet on you and Sans getting together...?

End!

Wanted to make a comical ending. Hope this was good enough for the request.

Thank you @EvieEmpress for requesting.

Later guys!