Sans x Reader Oneshots (New)

Funny Scenes 2

Scenes w/ Luna, Me, and the Sanses. Enjoy! (Most are vines bc I like watching them on occasion.)

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"Uh Luna?"

"Yeah?"

"Where's the door hole?"

"It goes there, see? I drew it with this marker!"

"... You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw!"

"Milly, I'm gonna!"

"Oh really?!"

"Yes!"

"... So go get the power saw..."

"Fine, I will..."

Thud!

"... I see the problem now..."

"OH, DO YA NOW?!"

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"Nidoran go! Use flatter! *walks up to Milly* You have beautiful eyes."

I stared at Error, "Is this one of those pokemon things?"

"Yes."

"Not very effective."

"OHHHHHH-!!"

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I walked into the kitchen, seeing Raven boiling water.

"Raven... what on earth are you doing?"

"Making holy water..."

I knew how holy water was made, and this was not it.

"How is that making holy water?"

"I'm boiling the hell out of it."

I facepalmed.

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I looked at the dust on the floor. With Papyrus' scarf in the middle of it.

"Chara, why is Papyrus dead?!"

"Oh, wow, did not notice that."

"How could you not notice-?! *sigh* Okay... tell me exactly what you were doing before I got here..."

"Well, I was upstairs"

"Yes?"

"Sharpening my knife"

"Mmhm?"

"When Papyrus walked in"

"Continue..."

"So I stabbed him 37 times in the ribcage..."

"Chara~ that kills people!"

"Wow, did not know that..."

"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW-?!?!"

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