KOTLC Memes!

Not the Hair!

"Hey Biana!" Keefe yelled in a urgent voice while running though the gleaming halls of Everglen. "BIAAAANAAA!!!" "I'm in my room!" A muffled voice called from above. Keefe turned a corner and ran up a spiral staircase. The steps were made with white marble and the railings were gleaming gold. He reached the top panting and clutching his stomach.

After he had caught his breath, he continued racing through the house muttering "Biana's room. Biana's room." Finally he stopped at a giant doorway. "Definitely Biana's." He said. He started banging on the double doors a hard as he could with both fists.

"JEEZ! I"M COMING!" He heard the clanking sounds of Biana's high heels grow louder. She flung open one of the doors. "What is it Kee--AAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!!" Keefe sniffled. "What happened was..."

-._.-._.-FLASHBACK-._.-._.-

(keefe's pov)

"I'm boooooooooooooooooored!" Keefe whined. Ro snorted. "Than do something, Hunkyhair." Than an idea struck him. "I'll bother Foster!" He said. The ogre princess snorted again. "Out of all of the things you elves do for fun, you choose to bother her?" "What else am I supposed to do?" He mumbled. "I can't attempt to win her over, 'cause Fitzy already got her. And we all know that she has a major crush on him. There's nothing else I can do!"

He grabbed his imparter off of his bedside table and said, "Show me S-Sophie" "AWWWWW, is little Keefy scared?" Ro said. "NO! It's just hard for me to call her anything exept Foster."

"Ummmm, Keefe?" A voice interupted their bickering. "Foster!"

 "Ummmm, so, what did you want to hail me for?" He blushed a little. "Uh, I..." "He wanted to tease you." Ro said helpfully. Keefe glared at her. A look of confusion spread across Sophie's face. 

"So you hailed me... so that you could tease me?" The look on her face quickly changed to hurt. "Is that the way you entertain yourself Keefe? By making me feel embarrassed and uncomfortable and hurt? Because that hurts me more than a goblin throwing star ever could." Tears filled her eyes. "Bye, Keefe."

-._.-._.-FLASHBACK OVER-._.-._.-

"So, the next morning, aka today, I got up and went to the bathroom to do my hair. As you can see, I was terrified." Keefe said, gesturing to his hair that was filled with the grossest smelling, strange slime Biana had ever seen. "My guess is that Foster told the Waffle* the story, he, being her devoted fan, took her side and made this." He pointed to his soiled but once perfect hair. 

"BUT SERIOULY! I TOOK A HOUR LONG SHOWER AND USED THREE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO! NO DIFFERENCE! STOP LAUGHING! IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

By this time, Biana was on the floor, clutching her stomach and shaking with laughter. "Your - hair - is - so - so - STINKY!" She choked out between giggles.

"Than HELP ME!" Keefe screamed in Biana's face. "Sheesh! I'll go to Slurps and Burps, I bet the Waffle made something to get rid of it just in case." And with that, Biana left Keefe standing in the corridor outside of her bedroom while she leapt off.

TIME SKIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP: TEN MINUTES.

Biana returned with a vile full of muddy brown liquid clutched in her perfectly manicured hand. "FINALLY! I was waiting so long!" Keefe wailed dramatically, falling on to his knees. "I thought that you had left me here to die!"

Biana sniffed disdainfully. "Be warned," She said, sloshing the liquid around in it's little container. "The Waffle told me that he made this extra  disgusting, for the full affect of the prank." Keefe snatched the small vile and chugged it down. "UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG WHATTHE HECKKKKK IS IN THIS?????" He gurgled. 

Almost immediately, his hair began to shrink back into his head. When he became fully bald, Biana yelled, "WASH THE SLIME OFF BEFORE YOUR HAIR GROWS BACK! THE WAFFLE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE DOWN THE RECIPY FOR THE ANTIDOTE! THERE'S NO GOING BACK AFTER THIS!"

Keefe raced into Biana's room and turned on the water in her huge sink. No time to get undressed and turn on the shower. He stuck his bald head in the running water and screamed. "SOOOOO C-COOOOLD!" After all of the foul muck had been washed off his head, he stuck it out of the freezing water and toweled it off. (His head, not the 'foul muck')

Soon, his hair grew back. 

As soon as it did, Keefe fell to the floor sobbing. "Oh, Hair! How I missed you! Your are my greatest friend ever!" Biana cleared her throat loudly from the other side of the room. "Oh right, Biana, I forgot you were there." He than continued being dramatic on the floor as Biana mumbled about "ungratefulness" and "idiot boys" and "Team Sophie".

So, here is the meme that this was based on:

As you can see, I changed it up ALOT. 

*The Waffle = Dex. It's probably obvious, because 

"Dex is a waffle."

-Quote by me.

He will be known as 'the Waffle' in every other story that I write in this book.

Toodaloo!

-Your Friend Izzy