𝕂𝕦𝕫𝕦𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕕𝕒 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 💴📞🔧🧰

Chatfic

Hajime-orangejuice_lover
Nagito-fucks_bagels
Chiaki-gamer_girl
Mikan-bandaids_n_shit
Ibuki-#PASSION
Hiyoko-bitchy_brat
Mahiru-cameraWhore
Teruteru-sausage_andfishtacos
Nekomaru-meatdaddy
Akane-fat-ass
Fuyuhiko-adorable_4ftgremlin
Kazuichi-kills_byhickies
Sonia-her_majesty
Gundham-animal_fucker
Twogami-weknowitsnotyou
Peko-m o m

Fucks_bagels: hi guys!

Adorable_4ftgremlin: stop adding me in your shitty group chats komaeda.

Adorable_4ftgremlin: also I'm 5'1 get it right dumbass.

~Adorable_4ftgremlin has left the chat~

CameraWhore: hold on komeada made this?
Bitchy_brat: nagito your such a meanie!! Giving me and mahiru such rude names!

~Fucks_bagels has added Adorable_4ftgremlin back in the chat~

Fucks_bagels: you're* :D
Bitchy_brat: UGH! You loser!

    ~Adorable_4ftgremlin has left the chat~

~Fucks_bagels has added Adorable_4ftgremlin back in the chat~

~Adorable_4ftgremlin has left the chat~

~Fucks_bagels has added Adorable_4ftgremlin back in the chat~

Adorable_4ftgremlin: komeada I despise your every being wtf do you want?

Kills_byhickies: this is actually kinda funny. I thought this was going to suck.

Adorable_4ftgremlin: stfu dumbass.

#PASSION: YAY NEW GROUP CHAT!!

~Adorable_4ftgremlin has left the chat~

~kills_byhickies has added Adorable_4ftgremlin back in the chat~

Adorable_4ftgremlin: JESUS LEAVE ME ALONE!

CameraWhore: you just need to be so rude to everyone don't you? You can never just get along with anyone?

Adorable_4ftgremlin: 🖕

CameraWhore: you are so insensitive.

Kills_byhickies: IKR!

Kills_byhickies: like everytime I give him a good time he can never bother to give me a thank you. 😪

Kills_byhickies: like jeez I have a big dick and a big heart 😭😪 I'm sensitive yo.

Adorable_4ftgremlin: KAZUICHI WHAT THE FUCK-

#PASSION: WHAT?!

M o M: I'm sOrRy-

Sausage_andfishtacos: I'm intrigued. Kazuichi spill all the details!

Orangejuice_lover: jkkdodjejwjdndkekdndj

Bitchy_brat: ewwww Fuyuhiko got fucked by a dumbass!

Orangejuice_lover:sorkrjeodjsjwowndjdowj

Gamer_girl: you all do realize that Kazuichi could have meant something else when he said "a good time."

Kills_byhickies: no I really did mean that I was fucking him.

Gamer_girl: or not.

Meatdaddy: it seems as though Kazuichi has passed the last stage of becoming a MAN!

Sausage_andfishtacos: well said! Bravo good man 👏😚👏

Adorable_4ftgremlin: you are not allowed to come in my house ever again.

Weknowitsnotyou: he's not allowed to come in your asshole either. ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

~Adorable_4ftgremlin has left the chat~

✌️😔

~ Fucks_bagels has added Adorable_4ftgremlin back in the chat~

~ #PASSION has changed Adorable_4ftfremlin's ID to uwu_energy~

uwu_energy: no

Gamer_girl: F in the chat

Fucks_bagels: F

Orangejuice_lover: F

#PASSION: FFFFFFF

Animal_fucker: F

Animal_fucker: how dare you fiends name me something so crude and insulting.

Bitchy_brat: hey why hasn't that smelly mikan said anything?

Bandaids_n_shit: I'm sorry, I've been here since the beginning actually, I just didn't know what to say.

Bandaids_n_shit: I'm so sorry!

Bitchy_brat: jeez why did you even add mikan's bitchy ass here nagito?

Bandaids_n_shit: I don't have a bitchy ass!

Kills_byhickies: and you wonder why nagito gave you such a "rude" but very fitting contact ID.

😗✌️

Sausage_andfishtacos: so Fuyuhiko tell me, how does it feel to be dominated by the likes of him.

uwu_energy: don't talk to me hanamura.

Sausages_andfishtacos: ;)

uwu_energy: you're a monster.

Sausages_andfishtacos: I am in the bed. Wanna come over and let me prove that theory? ;)

uwu_energy: absolutely not.

      ~kills_byhickies has changed uwu_energy to bratty_bottom<3~

Bratty_bottom<3: again I ask-

Bratty_bottom<3: Kazuichi what the FUCK?

Kills_byhickies: no it's not good enough.

~kills_byhickies has changed bratty_bottom to kazuichi's_bitch~

Kazuichi's_bitch: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Sausages_andfishtacos: oooh I begin to understand what kind of dynamic you guys have.

M o M: this isn't appropriate.

Her_majesty: F ✊😔