I left my house and made a pattern, turn right every two blocks, turn left every five. As it got dark a man who smelled of smoke came up a and asked me if it wanted some happy brownies. He must work at a bakery, where there is lots of ovens, and he might have accidentally burnt something. I love brownies. I begged for them. He showed me some odd green plants. I screamed. He fooled me. He was trying to give me vegetables. It repulsed me. I ran away. I slept in a box I found on the street. Haha, that's actually a lie. I slept at my main side bitches house. Oh my, I cannot believe I just swore. It's all ogre now. It was always ogre. I should've checked myself before I shrecked myself. If only they knew. If only. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Is this all a sick joke? My side bitch gave me a pillow that was yellow. I hate yellow. I felt sick to my stomach.
