The Gay Naruto Harem

Chapter 1

Naruto was sitting up against a tree looking out into an empty field. Thinking about all the adventures he's been on, losing his best friend, his sensei and then his whole village being destroyed. Things have really gotten rough and he doesn't know what to do. While thinking about everything Naruto started to drift into sleep, when he woke up he heard someone saying his name. The voice sounds familiar, it sounds like himself! Naruto quickly got up to see, what is surely, himself. There's no mistaking it, but there was something off about the Naruto that was in front of him that didn't match his features. The Naruto that Naruto was looking had bright eyes that seemed to sparkle in the sunlight and seemed to be wearing makeup? Naruto eyed him some more. Everything else seemed to look exactly like him. This was weird before Naruto fell asleep did he forget to detransform his shadow clone and he had gotten into the makeup somehow? That seemed like a stretch but it is possible. The thing is that Naruto doesn't remember summoning any shadow clones, in fact, he was positive that he didn't summon any shadow clones today. "Y-you're me," Naruto bluntly stated.
"Uhuh," The other Naruto replied. Okay then, I'll just ask him the question I've been wondering about for the past 2 minutes. What's the worst that can happen.
"So, what is another me doing here? I don't remember summoning any shadow clones for a makeover."
"Well, I am your shadow clone." Wow, this shadow clone is very helpful.
"Is there anything else?" It's really bothering Naruto, he feels like he has seen this shadow clone before. "Well, it doesn't matter. If you're a shadow clone then I'll just deactivate you." Naruto gets his hands into the right sign position to cancel the jutsu, he shouts. "CONTROL Z!" Naruto looks up in shock and sees himself.
"What, but I deactivated the jutsu. You told me you were a shadow clone!" Naruto was very confused and shocked to still see his supposedly 'shadow clone' still standing in front of him.
"Oh I am, but you can't deactivate a clone if they don't want you too." Wait... he feels like he's heard that before.
"Oh there you are!" huh? It sounds like him again.
Naruto swiftly turns his head around to find three more Narutos. Naruto stood there, dumbfounded. "You should tell us next time you're going off on your own!" The Naruto that was talking had a big smile stretched out on his face. He seemed like the type that would be overjoyed if he got an avocado for Christmas, like there wasn't an ounce of sadness in him. Much happier than the one standing right beside him. This Naruto was slouching and had his head hanging low. The heck is wrong with this dude, Naruto thought. The one on the happy Naruto's left has a serious stance and a stern look on his face. He had both of his hands on his shoulders and was staring him down. Appearance-wise they all looked the same, it was just their postures and their expression that he could differentiate one from another. The thing that was bothering Naruto the most, though, was that this all seemed so... familiar. Like he's seen this before, but where. Naruto put his fingers to his head like he was trying to transfer all his chakra to his brain. "Wait, I know you guys!" Naruto gasped.
"It took you long enough," The makeup crazy Naruto had said.
"Well excuse me if it's been a while," Naruto commented. "Waaait... didn't you guys tie me up last time?"
"Well, yeah but that's because you were being an utter jerk and kinda racist!" Wow, the stern Naruto has a lot of fire to him.
"All we wanted was to be accepted, it was kind of like when we didn't have any friends and everyone would look down on us and-" it looked like the depressuto was about to cry. Naruto started to feel a little bad about how he treated them.
"Aw, c'mon that was all in the past! Look at us now we really strong and accepted! Now we're happy, happy!" The hyperactive one got right to the sad Naruto's side to cheer him up.
Naruto was confused. "But, why are you guys here. I've treated you guys fairly well, haven't I?"
The regular, more stern-looking, Naruto answer the question. "Actually, this time we don't really have a reason for being here."
"So what you're saying is that you guys are here just because?"
"Yep."
"So do you guys have anything that you're going to do... YOU'RE NOT GONNA KIDNAP ME AGAIN ARE YOU?!"
"No."
"Then what?"
"We're just gonna be here."
"Doing what?"
"Just hanging around you." Well, what the heck, he doesn't have any time for that!
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You guys know I still have to get Sasuke back, I still have a lot of training to do! I can't have you shadow clone spawns here distracting me!" Naruto started waving his finger at all four of them. "You got that? Now, do me a favor and disappear!" He started angrily stomping away, he needed to get away from these freaks. He's not getting caught up in another fiasco when he still has a lot of training he needs to do! One of them jumped in front of him. Naruto didn't even notice until he ran into him. "Hey!"
"Look, dude, we're not here to cause any harm."
"Oh yeah? Well, it sure didn't look like that last time."
"Bro forgive and forget, besides we were fighting for equality."
"Fair point."
"Here, we'll help you with your training."
"How can you guys help me, you're me"
"That doesn't matter, we can still be useful."
Naruto gave up arguing with them, it was getting him nowhere. "Fiiiiiiiiiine! You win, this whole argument is useless anyways" this made the Naruto in front of him smirk.
"Well, I can't wait to spend time with you, Naruto."