The Gay Naruto Harem

Chapter 2

Naruto found himself standing on the water, he looked around. This place seems to be the Valley of the End but way brighter and colorful. Naruto heard footsteps. For some reason, the footsteps gave him chills. He looked around to find... Sasuke. Naruto turned white as a sheet. Naruto subconsciously stepped back. He just stood there as Sasuke walked towards him. That was all he could do as Sasuke walked past him, not looking him in the eye, not even acknowledging his presence. Naruto clenched his fists as Sasuke just started walking away. Farther and farther. He opened his mouth to shout Sasuke's name, to get his attention, but nothing came out. Naruto then tried to reach out to Sasuke, but he couldn't move. His body wasn't obeying him. Naruto kept trying, anything to get Sasuke's attention, to stop him from walking away. While Sasuke was walking away Naruto felt a great force that pushed him down to the ground. He felt like he was choking on the air. Naruto collapsed still choking, then he heard someone calling his name.
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Naruto woke up in a cold sweat. He was relieved that it was just a bad dream and let out a huge sigh. He just woke up and he already feels exhausted.
"Naruto, that was the last cup of the limited edition ramen!"
Naruto stared at them blankly, taking in what was happening right in front of him. Limited edition ramen...
"EEEHHHHHHHH!?" Naruto jumped out of his bed, "YOU GUYS ATE THE LAST CUP OF MY BELOVED LIMITED EDITION RAMEN!?!" Naruto rushed over to the crime scene and saw, right there on the kitchen table, the evidence of this horrible crime. Naruto fell to his knees, tears already forming in his eyes. He didn't even bother to throw the cup away... He clenched his fists and began to slowly rise up and muttered a single question. "Who did this?" All of the Naruto's took a step back, not wanting what was to come of the Naruto who ate all of the limited edition ramen. "Answer me." They all collectively said, "Naruto."
"Who Exactly?" The rest of the Naruto's pointed at the cheerful Naruto. That Naruto ran to a corner of the room, turned around to see Naruto right in front of him. He was so enraged that you could see some of the nine tails chakra leaking from him.
"P-please." He tried to beg, tears were forming in his eyes, "W-we can talk about th-"
With one thrust of his fist, Naruto gave his all to give him maximum pain out of his punch. He let out a shriek, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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All of the Naruto's sat on the floor in front of his, or their, bed. Naruto took a look around the room, each of the Naruto's doing their own thing. They were all sitting in a way that formed a circle. Naruto looked to his right, right next to him was the first one that he met; the makeup loving one. He was holding a handheld mirror and brushing his hair, not paying any attention to him trying to look into his mirror. What a weirdo. The next one, after the makeup freak, was the happy one, though he didn't look so happy in this moment. With a tear in his eye, he was holding an ice pack on the comical bump where Naruto punched him. He didn't get it, did he really act that obnoxious? This guy acted like a 7 year old. Wow, he really feels bad for Sakura. Sitting right next to him was sad Naruto, always looking like he was about to cry. From what he's seen, that Naruto usually stays pretty close to the cheerful Naruto. Kind of like a shy little kid that always clutches their mother leg, too afraid to leave their side. He usually stays quite, but on the few times that he does speak he starts breaking into tears. And, finally, there was the most normal Naruto. He was just sitting there and looking out into space or something. Naruto has never seen him smile, the closest he ever got to it was when he gave Naruto that annoying smirk. He was just... there. Okay, so Naruto might've described him as the most normal, but pay attention to the most part because he is not normal at all. Geez, these guys are all weirdos. No way any of these guys could be him! Naruto refuses to believe that.
"Okay, so I gathered all of you guys around here for an important meeting because I can't keep you guys straight!"
"Especially that one," The Naruto clutching an icepack chuckled pointing his finger at the Naruto looking in the mirror.
"Funny," Naruto said flatly. "Anyways I'm gonna give you all new names." He dramatically pointed his finger to the one on his right, which he emetally lowered his handheld mirror. "You will be Naruto 1!" he exclaimed, and then kept going left naming them Naruto 2, 3 and 4.
"Hey you can't do that!" Shouted one of the Narutos.
"Yeah, I won't be able to remember what number I am!" This started a whole argument with everyone talking over each other. Naruto needed to stop this or he'll go deaf. He deeply inhaled as much air as he could, and yelled.
"EVERYONE LISTEN UP!"
With that, everyone stopped talking and looked at Naruto.
"Fine, you won't be named after numbers. I'll come up with something else, just give me some time to think. Hmmmm..." Naruto started stroking his chin with his fingers, taking the time to look at the faces of each individual Naruto. He really needs to find names for them, things get really confusing really fast and he doesn't think he can take it any longer. The room was completely silent, except for the humming that Happy Mcgee was making. Then, a sudden sneeze startled Naruto. Everyone drew their attention to the person who sneezed. It was the depressing one.
"Bless you!"
"T-thank you..."
Naruto gave him a sad look. This was the Naruto that was supposed to represent all of Naruto's sad emotions. When he was alone, losing friends... What a sad thing... Sad... Naruto... Depressing...
"I GOT IT!" Naruto thought out loud. He crawled up to him, getting right up to his face. "You are Depressuto!" He would've gone with Saduto but Depressuto just sounds better. Without giving Depressuto anytime to respond, Naruto stood up to get a good view of everyone sitting and started giving everyone names.
"Happy dude, you're Haputo! A-and the stern looking one will be Ninito!"
"Ninito? That's a number though." Ninito remarked. Ni was the Japanese word for two.
"Yeah, but what else should I call you? You don't really have that much of a personality. What would you want? Doesn't-say-much-uto, Is-just-there-uto? Never-really-smiles-uto?" Ninito didn't really respond to that. "Anyways Ninito just sounds better."
"How about me?"
Naruto jumped a little bit. It's just makeup-loving-uto. He forgot about him.
"Oh, you? Hmm..." What names could he give him? There's not much good ones, just like Ninito. "Um, Fancyto?" Naruto didn't know what to choose for a name, this was the best he could come up with. Fancyto might not take this one, he knows he wouldn't.
"Okay." He replied.
"Really?" Naruto was shocked, he didn't expect him to take it. "O-okay then, we're all set! Now it's time to train!"