(A/N: transferring this here since it's just a short fic.)
JGY: Er ge...~~~ *slutty-coy bitch call
LXC: A-Yao... *heavy breathing
JC: ... *to JGY. Akala mo luluhod ako sa'yo para magmakaawa na wag mong ahasin ang asawa ko? Sa'yong-sa'yo na siya. Magsama kayong mga ahas kayo at magpalaki ng marami pang mga ahas para ipa hunting ko kayo sa mga manggagawa ng zoo!
*ahas - snake (figuratively means 'to seduce')
(Do you think I'm gonna kneel to you to beg you not to seduce (snake) my husband? He's all yours! You be together and raise (snake) kids so that I could make you be hunted by the zoo workers!)
JC: *to LXC. Ang hirap bang makahinga? Mamili ka, outerspace o sa ilalim ng lupa - 1000 ft below the ground? Sabagay, ahas naman kayong dalawa kaya sa ilalim ng lupa na lang- 100000 ft. below and inside the golden casket pa!
(Is it hard to breathe? You choose, outerspace or underground - 1000 ft under? Well, you two are snakes so better be underground - 10000 ft under and inside the golden casket!)
A/N: I was suddenly triggered by my very own comment on my very own fb post so here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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