An Icy first move

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As the others were still trying to find the others and the other two at it unable to kill eachother because of the front and side armor they have on their tanks, speaking of which, I wonder how they are doi....

???:FIRE!!! (Loud 75mm cannon blast)

???:FOUYA!!! (Loud 88mm cannon blast)

???: okay hold on sorry, sorry but this just isn't working both of our shots are useless against each other

???: vat do ju mean, ve are winning

???: BALLOCKS you are!!! All you've done is scratch our paint

???: Vell Ve did blow off you're tracks, it's not like you'll escape with that top speed of yours

???: What do you mean?! 20 kilometers per hour is just what you need for a tank, non of that 44 Km Nonsense from you Germans!! Either way we damaged your Transmission, so you can't move either

???: Jokes on ju, we ran out of fuel two hours ago! HAHAHEhehe*SIGH* whom am Ich kidding, ve can't even dent each others tanks

???: Probably because of your 102 mm frontal armor and my glorious 152 mm frontal armor, yeah should we continue this a different time?

???: as much as Ich hate to say it, Ja

They both get out of their tanks and turn off the force field that blocked shots from getting past the area

???: so, vat now?

???: well the first logical thing to do is ask eachother our names

???:ja, ve never got one

???: okay I guess we should probably name ourselves, I guess my name is, ah lets see, um.... Nigel?

???: alright, mein name is..

Nigel: Jerry!!!

???: NEIN!! not dat name!!

Nigel: *chuckle* oh come on, it's a good name!! Tell yah what, how about we ask the others if this is a good name, if they out number me with no's, then I'll owe you 5 gallons of petrol!

???: Makes it 5 gallons and a pint of beer und you got yourself und deal

Nigel: um, sure(shakes his hand for the deal)

Nigel: now, if I can remember, the others are this way

They make it to the classroom only to find the Finnish looking Pikachu drunk on the ground with snowy asleep on top of him, they also manage to find the Russian looking Pikachu guarding Glaceon jailed in a steel box with walls that are 35 mm thick, and he also taped a piece of paper which spelled out GULAG with bold letters written on it

Nigel: uhh, morning?

???: priviate, you do realize its no longer morning time, right?

Nigel: hold on *Checks the clock realizing over 3 hours have passe* Jesus 5:39 pm already?! I didn't realize that tank battle would last that long!!!

???: Dats not vat ve are here four!!

Nigel: oh right, so um, Russian, whats your name?

???: just call me Ivan or pebble

Nigel: why pebble? isn't Russia supposed to be big?

Pebble: It's called irony for a reason

Glaceon: But I know that your "pebble" isn't that small,heheh


Forgive me, this was a mistake (if you get the "questionable" joke)


Pebble: Hey, quiet you!!! Or you'll be enriched with some fine soviet earrape!!

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