Dimension Hopper (Part 1)

Chapter 1: Come on, my sister

A man with very pale skin that almost looks white walks into a prison and goes to a gaurd
The Man: "Excuse me Officer."
The Officer: "Yes, Sir?"
The Man: "May I visit an inmate?"
The Officer: "Empty your pockets first"
The Man: "Okay"
The Man empty his pockets, the things in his pocket are a wallet with Italian Lira, a tarot card, a citizen card, a passport, and a pocket knife.
The Man: "There..."
The Officer: "So your name is Akechi, correct?"
The Man: "Yes, my name is Akechi Koroso"
The Officer: "Alright, you have ten minutes"
Akechi: "Okay"
Akechi walks to a jail cell with a pale woman with white and red hair over one of her eyes
Akechi: "hmph...hello Haru..."
The Woman: "...Akechi"
Akechi: "It's been a while sister..."
Haru: "It feels like it's been too short"
Akechi: "unfortunately"
Haru: "Cut the bullshit, why the fuck are you here"
Akechi: "It's gone"
Haru: "Oh god damn it, of course it is"
Akechi: "I'm here to bail you out, asshole"
Haru: "..."
Haru starts laughing her ass off
Akechi walks out because it's been ten minutes
An hour later
Akechi has bailed Haru out
Haru: "...you actually fucking did it"
Akechi: "Yep, I was serious about that you fucking dumbass"
Haru: "Have you fucked Angelica yet, I'm not surprised she hasn't broken up with you, asshole"
Akechi: "Shut the fuck up, I'm still a vampire"
Haru: "What? Can you fucking stop time?"
Akechi: "I'm a vampire but I'm not fucking DIO Brando"
Haru: "Okay"
Akechi: "If you want a DIO Brando clone, look at Akira"
Haru: "Did I fucking ask"
Akechi: "Oh go kill yourself"
Haru: "I would've if those assholes that arrested me didn't take my Glock"
Akechi: "Okay"
An hour later
Akechi and Haru have arrived at a coffee shop
Akechi: "okay asshole, here's the gang"
There are a man and a woman, the man has black hair, red eyes, and red glasses, and the woman has black hair, fox ears, and a fox tail.
Akechi: "the man is Arsene, the fox girl is Morgana"
Arsene: "guten Abend"
(Translation: good evening)
Morgana: "...hello"
Haru: "...oh god damn it, this is just gonna be a Stardust Crusaders clone isn't it"

To be continued