Weirdest Advice

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Episode 147: Weirdest Advice

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Hyunjoo: Bro you think I'm tripin or what
Sua: Maybe having a trip to hell of school
Jaehyun: Did the school say Hell- O??
Sua: Your a freak bro
Jaehyun: Your the freakiest on town bruh
Hyunjoo: Y'all wanna go to the gym??
Jaehyun: Oh hell yeah!
Hyunjoo: I wasn't asking you
Jaehyun: Doesn't matter, what matters how to make you guys walk faster to the gym
Heejin: Your too dumpy
Jaehyun: Your to belong in the trash
Heejin: trash is better than your dusty garbage
Heo Solji: Y'all stop harassing each other
(The girls went in the gym, Including the boy Jaehyun, they all sat down)
Heo Solji: Bro you still following us
Hyunjoo: Bruh leave
Jaehyun: Y'all rude to a boy, why not your assma?
Heejin: I never had one
Jaehyun: Ooookay *gulp*
(Hyunjoo checking her phone)
Hyunjoo: Bro we only got 2 hours left till school starts

Previous>>Hyunjoo: Bro you think I'm tripin or what Sua: Maybe having a trip to hell of schoolJaehyun: Did the school say Hell- O??Sua: Your a freak broJaehyun: Your the freakiest on town bruhHyunjoo: Y'all wanna go to the gym??Jaehyun: Oh hell ye...

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Jaehyun: Your right Buttcrack
Hyungjoo: Did my butt make your phone crack, cuz it was to sexy for the phone to see???
(The girls were hyped)
Heo Solji: Yooooooooo
Sua: That's some dam shit right here hunn!!
Jaehyun: it cracks cuz your butt is a jumbo of cunt shit
Hyungjoo: You mean *kicks him*
Heejin: Bruh.. Hyunjoo should date Jaehyun!!!
Hyunjoo: Nahh I'll rather date *covers her mouth*
Sua: Wait who you wanna date
Jaehyun: Maybe she wanna date bricks since she think she's the builder but the bricks hates her
Hyunjoo: Shut up *kicks him*
Heo Solji: Yoo who you wanna date Hyunjoo???
Hyunjoo: Nahh I'm not telling you all
Jaehyun: Tell us or your the next pervert prick bruh
Hyunjoo: Shut your lips that's why your lips are dry, no girls kiss you in the lips bro
Jaehyun: doesn't have to be my lips, it has to be my mouth bruh

(Chan came in the gym, Hyunjoo cover mouth cuz she was smiling)
Jaehyun: yoo there goes Chani
Sua: Yoo sup chan chan
Chan: Yall are just sitting there like dead frogs with one piece of fried broken legs, bruh yall are dam bitches
Heo Solji: Shut up Chan Chan
Chan: You shut up!!
Heo Solji: no you shut up
Jaehyun: Chan hows good *handshake with Chan*
Chan: Sup
Hyunjoo: Chan!
Chan: Huh?
Hyunjoo: You don't got the balls bro
*Fake laugh*
Chan: And your a wanker prick ass nigga dickhead
Hyunjoo: Bruh that's to much for me
Heejin: That's to much meanings to her personality
Hyunjoo: Fuck you *hits Heejin*
Heejin: Don't hit your bestfriend
Hyunjoo: Ik gurl
Chan: Dudeeeee... You both acted like a gay bullshit bruh...
Hyunjoo: Bruhh.. *kicks him*
Chan: Stop kicking me bro, you think my body is soccer??
Hyunjoo: Your Xtra bruh
Jaehyun: Maybe she got no tits maybe she is a other fucking belonged to boys gender
Hyunjoo: Your lucky that i got no tits
Jaehyun: I never wished that before
Hyunjoo: How come you know i don't have one
(The girls and Chan were hyped)
Heo Solji: Bruhhhh... That's gay
Chan: yooo that's lit as shit dam son
Jaehyun: I was just saying, just to roast you!! Bro
Hyunjoo: Mmhmm
(Yeojin running to hug Hyungjoo)
Hyunjoo: Yo you fucking scared the heck out of me bruh

 That's gayChan: yooo that's lit as shit dam sonJaehyun: I was just saying, just to roast you!! BroHyunjoo: Mmhmm(Yeojin running to hug Hyungjoo)Hyunjoo: Yo you fucking scared the heck out of me bruh

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Yeojin: Bro im sorry
Chan: Yeo where were you, i been looking for your dam cunt
Yeojin: Sorry *hugs Chan*
Hyunjoo: *annoys*
Jaehyun: Yall dating???
Chan: Bruh.. she my best friend bro
Hyunjoo: Phew....
Heejin: Chan
Chan: Yeah??
(Hyunjoo pushes Heejin)
Heejin: Bruh wtf
Hyunjoo: Yo Chan Chan can i get a free hug??
Chan: Bruh why??
Jaehyun: Maybe she never hugs a hot boy before
Hyunjoo: Yooo shut your dam cocker
*Kicks him*
Jaehyun: yo sorry *fake laughs*
Hyunjoo: Can i *looks at Chan*
Chan: sure fucker piss *hugs Hyunjoo*
Hyunjoo: *surprised in the inside*
Heo Solji: Awwww..
Jaehyun: Did the hug ended
Chan: Bruh it been ended bro, maybe you Only see hugs that's why you don't get one bitch
Jaehyun: I don't need a hug, i do need a mug to drink some coffee
Heejin: Bruh your a weirdo Jaehyun
Jaehyun: your the fucker dick
Heejin: Shut the fuck up or else I can beat your balls up bro
Jaehyun: maybe i can do the same to your cunt
Heo Solji: Yooo
Chan: Bruh.... Jaehyun how come??
Jaehyun: How come is coming to beat
Her cunt
Yeojin: Bruh that's to much
Chan: Yeah that's to much *looks at her than smiled*
(Hyunjoo getting pretty annoyed)
Jaehyun: Who cares if that's to much
Heejin: you'll care if i beat your dick ass nigga *kicks his ass*
Jaehyun: Ouuuuwww!! *Pain* my ass hurt bro!!
Heejin: That's what you get bruh
Yeojin: Yo Heejin you beat his dam shit harder bruh
Chan: Just like what i did to Hyunjoo Possy ass cunt
Hyunjoo: Shut up *hit him*
Chan: You shut up
Hyunjoo: No you shut the fuck up
Jaehyun: Chan been played to much bruh...
Chan: You been beating up by skinny bitches
Jaehyun: your probably right dough?
*Thinking*
Yeonhee: Probably your dumb dough

Jaehyun: How dare youYeonhee: Don't dare me damJaehyun: Don't pair me damYeonhee: Don't air me damWinwin: Don't tare me dam

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Jaehyun: How dare you
Yeonhee: Don't dare me dam
Jaehyun: Don't pair me dam
Yeonhee: Don't air me dam
Winwin: Don't tare me dam

(Jaehyun, Yeonhee, Chan, Heejin, Heo Solji, Hara, Hyunjoo, Yeojin left gym since of winwin)
Winwin: Uhhh guys
Hyunsik: did i hear guys??
Winwin: Yeah you did shreks son

(The others are out the gym)
Yeonhee: Wait why did we left the gym???
Chan: Bruh you don't even know
Heo Solji: Bro she's new
Hyunjoo: Its cuz winwin is fucking annoying bro
Yeonhee: Oooh...
Hara: Now what
Chan: Your possy is stucked to the gum bro
Hara: Yoo *Chasing Chan*
Jaehyun: Oh brother
Yeonhee: They kidda look like chimpanzee
(They all laugh alittle)
Jaehyun: Stupid kid
Yeonhee: Yo Whatchu said stupid!
Jaehyun: what you said to me bruh
Heo Solji: y'all fighten like frogs bro
Yeonhee: You talk like a dieing toad
Jaehyun: *fake laugh* that's funny
Hyunjoo: Bruh that is not funny
Jaehyun: life is funny
Hyunjoo: Who cares
Juyeon: Dude y'all needa excuse me i need get pass through bro

Jaehyun: We will if you pass our riddleHara: *thinking* Ohhh i got a riddle, I'll tell himJuyeon: Ugh hurry upHara: A boy was playing basketball, suddenly someone throws him a stickJuyeon: Uh huh *bored*Hara: the fucking first person saids he been...

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Jaehyun: We will if you pass our riddle
Hara: *thinking* Ohhh i got a riddle, I'll tell him
Juyeon: Ugh hurry up
Hara: A boy was playing basketball, suddenly someone throws him a stick
Juyeon: Uh huh *bored*
Hara: the fucking first person saids he been playing basketball ball the whole time
Juyeon: U huh *bored*
Hara: the second person said he laying down in the grass while using his phone
Juyeon: *bored* Hurry up
Hara: Lastly the third person said he was playing with all grass only
Juyeon: I think i know the answer bro
Hara: Fuck you don't bruh
Juyeon: Its the last one
Hara: Errrr wrong
Hyunjoo: Wait what's the answer *confused*
Juyeon: *rolls eyes* Lemme guess it's the second one
Hara: Yeah bruh, whata fuck, he's laying down in grass i didn't say only, that means there are sticks there
(They all went ooooooh, like they get it now)
Hara: Now all of yall are stupid as fuck!! *Sticks middle finger*

To be Continued.....

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