SAVE THE TURTLES OR YOUR WEAK

WANNABE

Episode 187: WANNABE

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Jiwon: Bitch get back here *chasing him around the classroom*
Laun: Shit. *running away*
Mr. Kang Tae: Omg when y'all will stop running
Bona: When you will slow down your volume cuz it cracks up yo throat and sex sounds could stay in that spot
Everyone: oooooooooooooooo
Jiwon & Seoyeon: Got em"
Mr. Kang Tae: How dare you
Bona: Ain't mah fault i chose dare
( everyone laughs)
Mr. Kang Tae: after this round I'll chose truth
( everyone laughs)
Bona: is it truth that when you go to the bank it only gave you a pair of caleries to deal with those heights that make those machine broke like yo wallet
Everyone: oooooooooooooooo
Mr. Kang Tae: Go to the office, your too much in a bad behavior miss
Bona: I ain't caring for dis shit bruh
Jiwon: I wanna take her *holds around bona arms*
Seoyeon: same bitch!
Mr. Kang Tae: all right I'll count that you three girls are in bad behavior
Everyone: Got em"
Jiwon: At least y'all didn't get the period at the end boomers
( everyone laughs)
Bomin: Ok boomer. *does the ok sign*

[Printer Room]
Yeonwoo: Yeah let's go babie, We got the computers
Heejin: It doesn't look surprising bruh
Yeonwoo: Bro... You just got no jams
Heejin: eh i don't worry for dat shit
Yeonwoo: want people to help us print them?
Heejin: nah i ain't no baby
Yeonwoo: ok baby gurl
Heejin: Eeesh how dare you smuting me
Yeonwoo: Fuck bruh i ain't doing no shit
Heejin: Yeah you were
Yeonwoo: No i wasn't
Heejin: Why you always lien *singing*
( yeonwoo laughs)
Yeonwoo: Bruh i remember i singing so much and mah teacher was like tf

Heejin: Wait you got gym?
Yeonwoo: Yeah i do sob
Heejin: Which period?
Yeonwoo: First? You
Heejin: Second
Yeonwoo: ayeeeee i go first place let's go!!!!!!!
( hohyeon walks in the print room)
Hohyeon: he'll no!! Y'all are printing the fucking porn??
Yeonwoo: Shut the fuck up bro, Don't expose it bruh
Hohyeon: Yo what is dis for?
Heejin: For you
Hohyeon: Awwww how sweet of you
Heejin: Bitch i ain't yo girl
Hohyeon: I'll take that *takes the laptops then runs away*
Yeonwoo: Boy give our fucking laptops back
( yeonwoo and heejin chasing him but they both bump their heads)
Yeonwoo: ah fuck. Mah head hurts!! *touches head* Yo stop hurting mah head bruh
Heejin: Same goes for you bitch *rubs her head*
Yeonwoo: Bro we lost him!!!
Heejin: Ughhhh is your fault
Yeonwoo: No is urs
Heejin: yes it was you
Yeonwoo: Ayyyyy hell no *chasing her*
Heejin: Stranger danger *running away*
Yeonwoo: Bitch you gotta pay for dis bruh!!!!!!
Heejin: Nah i ain't completing dat shit *keeps running*
Yeonwoo: Well you better be...

[Mr. Junghwa Gym Class]
Daisy: haven't you heard the news
Nancy: What news?
Daisy: About Yeonwoo & Heejin
Nancy: Don't tell me of they stealin mah man
Daisy: No not dat kinda shit bruh
Nancy: Then what about them?
Daisy: They gonna be putting porn pictured around the school
Nancy: Dam shit, our school will look porn!!!!  We gotta stop them for doing this kinda shit
Daisy: ight let's go find these bad boys
( Nancy and Daisy was about to leave the classroom)
Mr. Junghwa: Where you girls think your going? *arms crossed*
Nancy: Uh mah homework is at the office *lies*
Mr. Junghwa: Nah i don't believe you cuz last time you two girls were at the printer room chatting with some other girls
Daisy: Bruh dats our twins, stupid!!!! Mother Fucker
Mr. Junghwa: Well haven't yo mama fucked up with the same attitude amounts
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Daisy: Yo mama be grabbing yo amount of wigs that yo got in yo dick your just not sharing them, You were just sharing those badass memories that yo families won't be forgetting
Everyone: ooooooooooooooo
Mr. Junghwa: Go to the office
( Yeonwoo kicks the door open then Heejin and her walked in)
Yeonwoo: What's up fuckers!! *flips hair*
Heejin: your hair
( everyone laughs)
Yeonwoo: Bitch yo hair is made of those nuts that yo daddy was tryna teach yo during his resting area
Everyone: oooooooooooo *gets it*
( if you don't get it it means "Rest"Room so it's resting periodt.)
Heejin: dam bruh yo got those issues after that ever happened in yo dreams
Everyone: ooooooooooooooo
Yeonwoo: Yo dreams aren't always alive but back then yo dreams are seem way worse then my time lines
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Heejin: Bitch i don't think yo ever dreamed before you just sitting there sleeping i don't think yo brain ever heard of dreams before
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Yeonwoo: Your sleeping don't connect to yo time periods yo just dreaming about those condom processes that you wanted to be growing with then growing age
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Heejin: Ages don't give a fuck withcu that's why yo dreams are always so short they can't seem to reach the good parts
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Yeonwoo: You never tried being short so probably your good dreams never fits with yo big ass size, make a discount and discover how to gain lower height than your usually are when it comes to low relationship
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Heejin: i think yo never heard of relationships before cuz your always in love with being a small ass ant, ain't you gonna see yo family again, seems like someone gotta fix their problems or else some what their height don't grows  even when they think they're average enough
Everyone: oooooooooooo
Yeonwoo: No never mind yo age ain't to average enough cuz of those baby sounds that you used every time when singles be ending there so there's gonna be a graveyard with a crib that needs yo shit to cover with milk blood, so yo skin never formed clearly
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Mr. Junghwa: Girls stop this instant!!
( heejin and yeonwoo crossing their arms and does the eye contact without paying attention what the teachers say)
Mr. Junghwa: Guys please don't start a fight right away
( xiajun slaps yeonwoo ass then runs away)
Yeonwoo: * put hands on her ass confuse* Hey who touched mah ass bro *looks back* Hey!!! Xiajun come back her boiiiiiiii *says boi weirdly*
( everyone laughs)
Xiajun: Hahah gurl that's mah way to stop a fight bruh *keeps running*
Heejin: Geez y'all be obbessing over her, she doesn't even have a fucking special talent but mothers has better talent compare to hers
Everyone: ooooooooooooooo
Daisy: Yoo there's ssomeone's yeonwoo wanna be
Heejin: Bruh you probably wanna be those people who can't suck a spoon yet isn't that yo talent when yo learn how mothers can suck babies ass
Everyone: oooooooooooo
Daisy: I could seen you haven't heard yo natives suck things, so you suck up those pain injury but none of those doctors accepted those porn issues that yo tryna pay them
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Mr. Junghwa: Girls stop!!!!!!!
Nancy: Maybe yo should stop cuddling those nuts that you be hiding things in there
Everyone: ooooooooooooooo
Mr. Junghwa: Inappropriate go to the office now!!!!
Nancy: Nah only virgin hookers be spotting those porn accessories around there
Everyone: oooooooooooo
Mr. Junghwa: I'm going the security
Nancy: Ok go ahead since yo head needs more time to go
( everyone laughs)
Mr. Junghwa: Hahaha not funny!!!
Nancy: You laugh everytime yo mama be putting feminism facts around yo carrier
Everyone: oooooooooooo
Mr. Junghwa: How rude of you!?!!
Nancy: That's what Rudy said
( everyone laughs & gets its)

[Ms. Boyoung class]
Ms. Boyoung: Students we are going to have a code red as a drill
Jibeom: So you just saying that just because i have that color hair?

( everyone laughs)
Chunjin: Hahaha that joke came from the Chinese people first human blood since pressure didn't work their decease like you
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Jibeom: Bruh you look like the first person without any eyes so i think the pressure didn't give dirt enough for your eyes to work well
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Hanseul: I think I'm growing Chinese friends
( everyone laughs)
Jibeom He probably protects his friends that why the corona virus was a fitness to him
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Hanseul: Shut up Chinese you look like one when yo sleeping i could see the dreams of bats that you luv eating all the way from to events
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Jibeom: dude your the one eating bats
Hanseul: no your the one
( Jibeom and Hanseul both pushing each other)
Ms. Boyoung: Boys!!! Stop this instant

Announcement- Boys and Girls were are on code red drill!!
Ms. Boyoung: Go to the back of my desk everyone!!
( everyone went there. Jibeom, Hanseul, and Chunjin all were under the teachers desk and Sihyeon was squished)
Chunjin: Bitch is can't fit in there bruh
Jibeom: Didn't you fit the garbage can?
( everyone laughs)
Ms. Boyoung: Shhhh quiet *turns lights off*
Sihyeon: Y'all wanna hear a joke?
Hanseul: Yeah
Sihyeon: what did the Hay say to the farmers impressive gardening
Hanseul & Chunjin & Jibeom: What?
Sihyeon: Your face
( everyone laughs)
Hanseul: Ughhh i knew it
Sihyeon: Haha i tricked you bitches
Jibeom: Bitch don't call us bitch
Sihyeon: Don't tell me what to do
Jibeom: Don't tell yo human sex what to do
Everyone: ooooooooooo
Sihyeon: Bitch fuck off bruh *kicks him under the desk*
Jibeom: No you fuck off *kicks her*
( they both keeps kicking each other)
Ms. Boyoung: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Everyone: Ok boomer.
Ms. Boyoung: Oh my gosh *shakes head*
Chunjin: Guys i bring hot Cheetos
Hanseul: Who gave you that?
Chunjin: Your face
( everyone laughs so hard)
Ms. Boyoung: Shhhhh hush kids you see we're having a code red
Chunjin: Yeah since you didn't learn those colors
( everyone laughs so hard)

[Out the Hallway]
Yeonwoo: Bust them cheeks!!!! *shouted to Ms. Boyoung class
( everyone laughs)
Ms. Boyoung: This girl is definitely getting suspension!!
Everyone: got em'
Ms. Boyoung: Shhhhhhhhh shut up kids or else I'll call your grandpa students
( everyone laughs)
Jibeom: I'll call the teachers bust their head
( everyone laughs)
Ms. Boyoung: I'm so done with you guys!!!!!
Jibeom: I'm so done reaching up higher to yo level of bare googles going on
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Ms. Boyoung: Maybe his herpes don't land on his head that's why it keeps cutting them off
Everyone: oooooooooo
Jibeom: You cut those hair lines too make it the same size as trumps stomach
( everyone laughs)
( Hanseul and Chunjin went laughing then bump their head)
Hanseul & Chunjin: Fuck!!!!
( everyone laughs)
Hanseul: Yo stop laughing with me, this is why our head burst
Chunjin: You burst your star so no starburst for you
( everyone laughs and gets it)
Sihyeon: I get it bruh *smirks*
Jibeom: Why your smirking is it cuz your neighborhoods knows how to garden those porn away from yo distance
Everyone: ooooooooooo
Sihyeon: Bruh yo head shape i mean you should grow that more bigger before you burst grandmas eye contacts
Everyone: oooooooooooooo
Jibeom: Bruh your so lame *chasing her out the hallway*
Sihyeon: Oh no!! *running away*
Ms. Boyoung: Omg where you guys going, It's still code red
Chunjin: They left bcuz they already learned the colors
Ms. Boyoung: You didn't
( everyone laughs)
Hanseul: Cash you outside
Ms. Boyoung: No inside cuz i don't want to see you get blown away
( everyone laughs)
Chunjin: Got em" *laughs*
Hanseul: Bruh inside yo hair will blown away from the air conditioner
( everyone laughs very hard)
Chunjin: Hahaha karma!!!!
Ms. Boyoung: Chung Ching shush aren't you suppose to have Code english cuz you aren't seem to notice them
Everyone: oooooooooo
Chunjin: You should have code measure cuz you couldn't tell that yo relationship is higher but yo dick is bigger than that, how about look at that lesson instead
everyone: oooooooooo
Ms. Boyoung: Your just jealous that is bigger than yo careers
Everyone: oooooooooooo
Chunjin: I only hear Ching Cong voice over there maybe that's how yo food environment become more criminal
Everyone: ooooooooooooooo
Ms. Boyoung: Office please
Chunjin: Why your begging me, I beg you to beg your self from haven a short time period
Everyone: ooooooooooooo
Hanseul: Bruh dis teacher makes hell good dishes
Chunjin: What type of foods are in the menu? Corona air?

To Be Continued.............