My Hero Academia multiships

BakuDeku

Deku this. Deku that. After middle school I swore I would be the only one starting U.A and then stupid Deku has the audicity-just thinking about it fills me with rage. Making me look like a fucking idiot. Gosh, and the quirk! All this time he has lied to me, how could I not see it? Or is he someone's illegitimate child or something? Don't get me started on his stupid green hair, looking like kermit the muppet or something. Or his big, green eyes, or his stupid freckles. Or how short he is, or his weird smell, making me tired. I swear if I see him right now I'mma smash his stupid face. 

"Kacchan, I'm coming in!"

"I'm in the living room!" I answered back to Deku. Fuck. Stupid. Why did I even answer. Why the fuck am I hanging out with him. The door opened and in came Deku. He had blue jeans and a plain white shirt with the words 'Plus Ultra' drawn on in black. He was holding his stupid notebook or whatever and some books from school. Why am I even helping him? He smiled when he saw me.

"Sorry for disturbing. Thanks for helping me-!" Deku looked timidly at me as I glared at him. I sighed. Having him around me is even tiresome, it makes me sleepy and restless. Why am I even hanging around with Deku? I swear if he didn't go to my school and be around me 24/7 I could probably be with a hot babe or something. One who would make me feel restless, but comfortale at the same time, embracing me and soothing me. Or giving me seductive glares. But no, here I am, with Deku who doesn't understand shit.

"Sit down. Let's get this over with." I said and sat closer to him, making him obviously uncomfortable for some reasons but I can't fucking see what the fuck he is doing if I don't. Deku has a tendancy to mumble when he is overthinking, and gosh I hate how his voice is now in the back of my mind sometimes. 

Deku was staring intensly at a poem we have as an assignment in japanese litterature. If people could see his stupid face when he was focused. The way he wrinkled his eyebrows in frustation, how the corner of his mouth would twitch as he came up with something. You could see his freckles clearly. I want to punch his stupid face. Stupid Deku.

"Um Kacchan, you're making me uncomfortable staring at me like that..." Deku said nervously, avoiding my glare.

"Huuuh? Can't I glare at you or what? you wanna go" I said, a little too aggresivly for my taste. 

"it's just making me uncomfortable, like you're looking inside my mind or something." Deku said and looked at me. There it was, that face he makes sometimes when he looks at me. What is it? Despise? Distaste? Hate? Why does that pain my chest. Why do I feel like-

"I'm going to kiss you." I said without thinking. What the fuck am I doing? Why the fuck do I want to kiss Deku for? Deku's eyes widen in shook and he look at me with panic and fluster. I leaned in, glaring at him. I am determined.

"wait-wait Kacchan?! What are you doing. Wait, wait wa- mpf!" I kissed him. Taking my damn time making out with him, I opened my eye a little to glance at deku. He had his eyes tightly shut, his cheeks were bright red and he wimpered. He lost strenght and we fell backwards. I pulled back and took a proper look at him. He looked at me flustered and in complete shook. 

Stupid Deku with his stupid face. His stupid, shoothing smell. If you could see how cute he looked at me, with his deep, green eyes. His lips plump from our kiss and his cheeks red. Laying there under me, his height perfect for me to give him a kiss anytime. Stupid Deku not noticing I have liked him for such a long time. Stupid Deku not getting my hints that I like him. I just wanna smash his face with my own. Lips to lips. Real bad. I glared at him and he froze, looking at me nervously.

"Fall in love with me." I ordered. He looked at me and started laughing, progressly laughing louder each laugh. I blushed, almost losing my cool.

"What!?" I shouted, glaring at him. 

"Nothing Kacchan, you're just cute." He said, confident that I won't kill him for calling me cute for whatever reasons. I will spare him for now. 

"First of all, No U. Second of all, you're mine now." I declared. I felt happy, like there was a warm, disgusting feeling in my chest. Stupid Deku with his cute-ass retarted face will regret making me love him. I'm going to destroy him with my love. Stupid Deku.