How I met your pineapple.

I couldn't resist him-

When Norway woke up he was tangled up with a grinning pineapple that was slowly thrusting something inside of him. Norway moaned helpless as he looked into the Pineapples black void of emotionless eyes, His husband was nowhere to be seen but in his spot was a big bloody mess. 

"Pineapple-san.. oh..mm~ d-did you kill my Husband-?" Norway whimpers trying to resist the pleasure coring in his body. The Pineapple said nothing and stilled releasing some weird sticky fluid into Norway's bum, Then Norways eyes began to flicker and vision faded to black with the grinning Pineapple holding him close.