DE Beatrice's Problems with... Fish Pokemon

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(A/N: Basically, DE Stands for 'Dawn Eclipse,' Bea's channel, so yeh. Whenever you see 'DE' that means a video from Bea's channel)

MS!Beatrice: So, Pokemon, the thing everybody uses to say somethings bad. Digimon? Bad because it's a Pokemon ripoff. Yokai Watch? Same problem. Do I hate Pokemon? Far from it, though I've gotten many comments asking if I do, sense I'm a hardcore Yokai Watch fan. Without Pokemon, I wouldn't even like Yokai Watch. But-

MS!Beatrice: These motherflippers exist

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MS!Beatrice: These motherflippers exist.

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(basically, a moon until somehow the sun covers it and there's a dogprint on it when her name fades into view)

MS!Beatrice: Ok, I don't hate water type Pokemon, I just fish Pokemon. My problem? They're stupid. Yes, many of them are made to be stupid, but still. I hate them. Anyways, if you're not a hardcore fan, because this series is old, and don't know what it's all about, basically I tell you all my problems with things with certain games, tv shows, books ect. You'll get it when I start talking. Anyways, let's get started with-

MS!Beatrice: The Og of stupidness

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MS!Beatrice: The Og of stupidness. Oh, Gamefreak, you can be such idiots at times. Making this thing a pokemon? Yeah, yeah, there's Gyarados, but he's stupid too. I'll be making a video bout that sometime in the future. Anyways, Magickarp's only good thing is his song, and it's annoying. Nyachan loves it to pieces, but she's told me before she likes the fansong for Eevee more, and that could just be her Eevee Love talking, but I enjoy it way more too, and I'm on Team Pikachu. She still hasn't forgiven me for that. Anyways, Stupid Fish. He's ugly, the only move he can really learn that does things is tackle, he's stupid, and he evolves to one of my least favorite pokemon. Can we move on?

 Can we move on?

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S!Beatrice: Ah yes, the Ugly Fishling. Isn't it a darling? Not. It's stats with Magikarp are basically the same with only two stats reversing. Anyways, I still hate it, and it's a trade to evolve pokemon so meh.

MS!Beatrice: WishiWashi, litearlly is useless unless in the wild they gang up

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MS!Beatrice: WishiWashi, litearlly is useless unless in the wild they gang up. The wild. Basically, still dumb. I hate it. Nyachan only likes it, because it's 'cute.' I don't see it...

' I don't see it

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MS!Beatrice: ...do I need to say anything...?

MS!Beatrice: Ok, Finneon is ok at best but, still not the greatest thing in the world

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MS!Beatrice: Ok, Finneon is ok at best but, still not the greatest thing in the world.

MS!Beatrice:

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MS!Beatrice: ...KILL IT!

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MS!Beatrice: Ok, so this is the end of the video. As you can see, I really do not like fish pokemon. I do have a few exceptions, but not many. Anyways, quick thing, sense many of Nyachans viewers watch my channel, while she works on her new video she asked me to tell you all something. For the time being, her nuzlocke challenge is on hold and could be cancelled. Nyachan moved her series to, well a emulator, and now said emulator is acting up. She told me via message and showed me a mini video of it crashing. Yeahhh sooo, sorry guys, she'll be announcing it soon, just let her work on her video. Until next time, bye everyone.

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No joke, my emulator is acting up and it's slowly driving me insane. The nuzlocke will probably be canceled sadly, so I am sorry. Even if it is, I may still do a tag just cause I still do love pokemon. Just, FLIP THE EMULATOR


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