What? Is the devil too gay for you?

Prologue

I finally have my mates, I'm finally happy. I have lived millions of years without them, and now I have them. I'm the happiest man in the world. No one can take that from me, or I will bloody murder them.

They are all so possessive of me I love it. Klaus is a hopeless romantic, and I love it. He so beautiful, he's like a rose, it looks harmless but if you touch it you get hurt because it has thorns. His dimples are the cutest thing I have seen in the world, and I been around for a long time. My darlin' Nik is always drawing me, usually naked.

Then there's Elijah, he may look calm and noble, but honey in bed he's a beast. Just thinking about it gives me chills. That package of his broke my back. The pleasure he gives me is crazy. He tells me the sweetest things, his words make me feel butterflies in my stomach.

Kol he's so charming, I'm lucky to have them all. I can never miss breakfast in bed without him. He and Elijah's cooking is amazing. The way he overpowers me in bed is exquisite. I'm tiny compared to these giants, but it's ok because they are my giants.

Finn, my broken mirror. He was broken then we met, and now he's radiating sunshine. He's so cute, his smile makes me melt just like Klaus dimples. They all carry huge packages I don't know how the hell that happened, but I'm grateful because I'm enjoying it. Every single inch.

And then for last Marcel, he's a fantastic ruler, if you know what I mean. He's so warm, his words always make me melt inside. He makes me blush the most.

I'm very thankful that I have these men in my life, I'm not alone anymore. I have my purpose now, and it's them, my mates.

Oh, I totally forgot to introduce myself. Hello, there loves, I'm Lucifer Morningstar, yes like the devil. I am him. Human's think I'm a little red man with horns and a tail, I still don't know why they think that because I'm fucking beautiful. I mean look at me.

I will never wear that outfit ever again but look at me I'm ravishing.