So you and cookie after what happened earlier today try to find ways to make money to pay your rent when suddenly cookie has an idea. Cookie:hey you still have that dinosaur bone i gave you right? -----------------------------------------------------------A:yee. -----------------------------------------------------------B:nu i dropped it when getting the fug out of there. -----------------------------------------------------------A:Cookie:good that means we still have a chance how about we go to the museum and return it- i mean tell them we found it and get a reward for it?*you nod* *you and cookie enter the museum when suddenly!* Security guardA:hey thats the same dog that stole the dinosaur bone last time!!! Security guardB:you sure thats the same one? Security guard A:yea im definitely sure thats the same dog and look it has the bone in it's mouth!!!* he points to cookie with the bone in her mouth*and look there's a person with it*he then points to you* *you turn to cookie* and ask her:why j-just why? Cookie:hey you can't be top dog without making a few enemies. *you know cookies right about that fact but you still glare at her* *meanwhile you and cookie was so engulfed in your conversation you two didn't notice the two guards approaching you and her* Security guard A: hey you two stay where you're at!!! *you see cookie slowly drop the bone and... DASH out the door as fast as a dog could possibly go after you realized what just happened you quickly bolt after her....but someones watching you* -----------------------------------------------------------B:Cookie:what?!you dropped it gosh darn it women how are going to pay our rent now?! *you suggest that you could always be an exoctic dance-*cookie cuts you off*gurl if you start that exoctic dancer crap again lorsh help me i will bite the ever loving crap out of you.*u gulp*welp im just going to have to get another one *she sighs* well luckily for us there's a museum down the street from here lets go.*you cookie arrive at the museum*you ask cookie how she's going to get a bone from the museum?*Cookie:easy im gonna stea-i mean borrow it*you nod surprisingly believing her*Cookie:alright you wait out here I'll be back*cookie goes in* (i know it's probably nothing but i feel like im being watched)*you think to yourself*not even a minute later after you had that thought cookie dashes out the museums doors and says* Cookie:run mitch run!*you looked at cookie confused that was until you saw two security guards running at you and with that you quickly followed cookie and got the f*ck out of there*but someones watching you* -----------------------------------------------------------welp thats the end of this episode of Bad boi Good gurl next time who's watching good gurl? Is it bad boi or some one or something else?!will cookie keep shooting down good gurls dream of being a exotic dancer?will bad boi meet good gurl again? find out next time on Bad boi good gurl!!!
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Randomim bored with life ok this whole book is a joke i don't expect anything to come from this also the title of this story is deceiving also this story if you can even call it that will have randomshort stories...so yee