It Started With A Dare... (1D Fanfic)

Pilot

| R E E D I T E D |

| RE REEDITED |

Vas Hapennin choco kitties? This is my first Wattpad story I will be writing. AHHH I CANT WAIT. So here is a lil somethin somethin. OH and props to mah favorite cousin, Char----, not important. BUT I WUV HER FOR DIS IDEA. Here is a preview....lol:

^^ awe I remember that description from 6th grade. I rewrote this chapter so that its updated to my highschool mind instead of my 6th grader mind WOW there was terrible grammar and carroty sayings so before I further embarrassed myself LOL I fixed this chappie. K BYE.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~

" You're a bitch. You know that?" I stomped through the glass doors in embarrassment.

"Don't be upset because it's imperative to do the dare." Danielle chuckled while rolling her eyes at me.

Oh my fucking gosh. There she goes with her words like "imperative" and "adoloscence". I wish I could cut her but turns out she'll just make me cut myself somehow.

" ugh! Do I seriously have to do this!! " I yelled due to the fact that I'm next in line and I really need to take a piss...

Everyone stopped doing what they were doing. Whether it was typing on a MacBook or chatting, they all stopped and turn to me.

HAH. Rude basic bitches can't mind their own business sigh. They all stared at me crazy? Does it look like I'm crazy. In fact, I think I'm a rather amazing person.

Danielle looked at me with those "I know why you're trying to do" eyes. Hips crossed and a quirked eyebrow, she was ready to go off.

"You have to Chachi a dare is a dare and frankly you're wimping out hardcore over something harmless and meaningless." she rolled her eyes.

If she rolls her eyes again I'm going to cut the flesh of her eyelids using my teeth.

My eyes dart to hers, staring at her with a poker face. She stares back with her arms crossed as if she's saying "do you even want to try with me?"

Ugh curse her and her stupid black abilities!

I caved in and lost the staring contest. I squeezed my eyes shut and whined due to the stinging of the oxygen drying up my eyeballs.

"Uhm...next." The Starbucks lady rolled her eye at me.

"Uhm. Excuse yourself." I said but with my eyes. Girls have this thing where they can have a conversation without speaking.

I walked up to her and took her appearance in... Damn did she look like a finally employed prostitute? She obviously forced a camel toe to appear with her skin tight jeans and she cut her uniform shirt and made it into a crop top which showed her pierced flabby belly.

"Honey, I don't roll that way" she said obnoxiously while her gum made a smacking sound everytime she chewed.

She must have caught me looking at her. "Honey, I'm not lesbian" I bit back. We stared at eachother for a while and she finally asked an appropriate question.

"What do you want?" She huffed.

"I want an upside down ,caramel macchiato at 73 degrees with extra pumps and little foam" I stated. If I was gonna get coffee then might as well get the one I want.

Her eyes bulged at my mumbly words.

"So what's your name sir?" She smirked.

sir? Last time I checked guys Don't have a uterus and infatuations with boys... Unless they swing my way.

Besides, I think I'm pretty fabulous .

"Ahem, honey why wouldn't you know your own name?" I tried to stop myself from giggling.

"GONZALES HURRY UP" Demi tried rushing me.

"What is your name bitch?" she snarled.

"Styles. Harry Styles." I said with the best James Bond voice I could pull off.

"You aren't serious are you?" She raised her eyebrows at me. Oh I'm sorry let me correct myself... She raised her unibrow at me.

I could hear the girls giggling behind me. Damn you Danielle, Eleanor, Demi, and Crystal.

"Yes my mom isn't very wise with names." I snorted.

"Ew gross. Okay your order will be ready wait okay bye. NEXT!" She said and yelled.

I strutted away to my friends and I gave them the best glare ever. We all looked at eachother with straight faces before we cracked smiles and busted out laughing.

Admittingly, this was sort of funny that I lied saying I was Harry from One Direction...Plus the coffee was needed.

"Okay wait for your order." Demi nudged me.

I went up to the counter because I heard my name. Well my name "harry".

As I was making my way a tall, slender man beat me to it. He had curly hair that sprout out like flowers in a field on spring. I studied everything about this stranger until my eyes wandered to his face.

...

...shit

Shit he's a real person

Shit he's here

Oh crap shit balls mother Mary.

Those green serpent eyes look like they want to demolish my very existence from this universe.

...well at least I'm getting his attention am I right ladies!

No dumbass! Now he's going to eat you alive. My inner voice told me. How rude.

Welp... There goes the pee.

Nice humor karma.