Author: Hey bitches with stitches it is I the great and powerful... yeah fuck that anyways time for a new chapter.
Tatsumi:Took ya long enough!!!
Author grabs him by his throat and gives him a chokeslam so hard that it broke the 4th wall.
Issie: Hey what's this?
Tsukune: Yeah what is this place?
Author gives them a piece of paper which said that if they don't leave Jason will come.
Jason (TG): I'm right here... *feels an ominous feeling and turns around.*
Our Jason: What's 1000 - 7?
Jason (TG): NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Author: anyway back to the story...
DP: Hey where's the cocaine?
Author: In the wall next to a dead bod.... I mean my meal.
*Story*
Haaa what a peaceful morning the sun is shining, the birds were chirping and I... AM alive? Ooohhh right restraining order from both Heaven and Hell kinda forgot. Ah well.
I got out of my bed only to hear the most awful sound in history.
Willem: AAAAAHHHHH I AM NOT GOING TO FUCK AN INCUBUS!!!
No not that.
Tatsumi: *Crying all the way because he buried his friends*.
Nah not that and seriously dude get over it I mean I can't even get sleep with all of that moaning and suffering... Wait I actually sleep like a baby and have the worst nightmares so forget what I said and cry some more. But still... Suddenly I hear my stomach grumble like an earthquake.
Anyhow I then went down and entered the field where I saw Tatsumi by his friends Graves with Leone.
Jason: *Sighs* What a wonderful morning. Okay when is something good gonna happen?
Leone: Ah good to see your awake. Is the other one also awake?
Tatsumi: Umm shouldn't we first get to know each others names first?
Jason: *Looks at them and then thinks about it* Hey Author should I give to them now or when she introduce to the others.
Author: *thinks* what do you think DP?
DP: *Sniffs some coke* Make it at the most dramatic scene in history... Hey want some?
Author: Don't mind if I do... Oh and Jason it's option 2.
Jason: FFFIIIIIINNNNEEEE.
After that they walked and got to meet other people first was a hot and I mean HOT purple head with glasses and she read a book on 'how to mend your airheaded ways' which I would like a copy from and then...
Mine: Hey Leone what are these losers doing here?!?!
Leon: Well there our new recruits!!
Mine: And nobody asked me for my input. *Stars intensely at Tatsumi and Jason* I won't allow it, I mean it's obvious you both can't even kill a fly let alone a person, so why should you... *Noticed Jason's gone* Umm where is...
Jason: Wheeeeeeee
I said as I Jumped of off the roof, lands on hard ground and breaks every bone in my body while dying.
Leone: Ah man and I just wanted to tease him.
Tatsumi: Wait is he dying?!?!
Suddenly a portal opens and through it jumped... Lucifer in a nurse outfit? And began to give me CPR.
Lucifer: Please don't die not my watch will you die!!! *Keeps giving him CPR* Mother please help me and because The Jason is dying.
Then lighting came out of nowhere and struck me over and over and over, but it didn't work and then I died.
Willem: *Opens a bottle of Jack Daniels* Hehe he won't stop me now I will drink his Jack Daniels.
Then as if the author did this shit on purpose I woke up with a vengeance because I have two rules in life one never and I mean never bring up my grandfather in a conversation cause then I will find a way to break the 4th wall and second never mess with my alcohol and pizza. I did a deadman sit up scaring the shit out of everyone even Mine and walked to Willem.
And as I walked I said...
Jason: *Whispers in his ear* What's 1000 - 7.
Willem became pale and turned around very slowly. And said.
Willem: Whelp I'm fucked.
Then after that incident I walked with Leone and Tatsumi and we met Bulat
Jason: *Thinking* Hmmm I wonder how Willem arm is doing?
-Meanwhile with Willem-
Willem was still hammering his elbow.
-Back to Jason-
Ah well oh and I also found out that Bulat was gay. And one hell of a fitness freak kinda like me.
Next was a green haired Issie who wanted to take a peak on Leone's body and saying some shit like 'I'll give anything for a peak at that hot bod' unfortunately for him, but fortunately for me Leone said that he could see it if he gave up two fingers.
And so we went on until I saw Akame. I don't know why but she and I have so much in common like we both love meat, we both love to hunt and Leone said that she was the 'Wild Child' of this posse and then I also met the leader of the group a beautiful white haired female.
Later we had a meeting and then we'll things got weird.
Najenda: I see so Tatsumi how would you like to join night raid?
Tatsumi: Your gonna kill me if I don't, right?
Najenda: No, we will not kill you, but you would also not leave. You would be send to one of out factories and work there. But I would advise you to join us.
Tatsumi: If it means that my village will be saved than I'll do it.
Najenda: And what about you two?
Willem: Well I'm in if Jason's in.
Jason: Well if it means i can torture my friends than yes.
Najenda: I think you meant enemies.
Jason: No, no I didn't.
Najenda: Okay, well then I welcome you three to Night Raid. And from here on out you are... wait where are those other guys?
*Meanwhile outside*
Jason: *Happily* Okay time for us to exercise!!!
Willem: OK but how?
Jason: Simple...
He walks and enters the building and suddenly he heard a scream, more specifically Mines.
Mine: THAT PERVERT SAID WHAT!!! I'MMA KILL HIM!!!
Jason: *Thoughts* So that's his tue nickname. OK now I know what to call him.
And so Willem or the Pervert began to ran. And only said.
Pervert: Jason YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Well guys there is my second chapter or first chapter. I'll see guys in the next chapter. Now where the fuck is my cocaine?
