Okay here is chapter 2 Fuckers and it's going to be a little shorter than the previous two combined. Oh and I found out who stole my cocaine.
Dp: I said I was sorry come on can't you at least give me some credit.
Author: No I don't think I will. And on with the fucking story.
Jason (TG): Hey what's 1000 - 7.
Author: A good torture stress reliever.
This Guy: Ey drink bleach it's good for you. *Drinks bleach*
Jacksepticeye: Don't drink bleach it's bad for you!!!
This Guy: *Sighs* Fuck you!!
Author: Okay on with the story.
*Story*
Now things were very interesting because Najenda said to Jason and Pervert that they are going to be with Akame training. The same with Tatsumi and let's just say that it wasn't very smart of them to put Jason and the Pervert in the kitchen.
Tatsumi: HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PEEL A POTATO.
Jason: Well mostly because I can peel a demon and an angel with a human at the same time.
Pervert: Huh I thought that... *Get hit in the dick and screams* Whelp thank fuck I wore my metal hat. Now nothing can hurt me. *Here's a ring tone on his phone that is similar to his mother's* Muh huh Umm Wha-- No *Cries*
Akame: Why are you crying you even cut yourself yet.
Jason: *Sniffs the air* Why do I smell your mother. *Looks over and sees a dead Pervert and kicks him in his balls and has no response and pucks up his phone* Huh new Akame Hentai...
As fast as lighting Pervert grabbed his phone only for it to fell and... walk to Akame and tap her on her leg.
Akame: What's this *Sees the foto's and Videos of her and says in her usual tone* Who'd devise is this.
Jason: Can I see it quickly. *Akame hands it to him* Hmmm here you go Pervert.
Pervert: Ah thank you... Son of a bitch Jason. *Sees Akame with her sword and turns to dust*.
Jason: THANOS!!!
Suddenly Thanos came out behind the door and snaps his fingers with a disappointed face and travels away.
Pervert: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!
Jason: About what...
Pervert: OH sorry I wasn't talking to you its just I have free WiFi here and have all of the porn and Hentai sites.
Jason: Ahem. *Points to himself*
Pervert: OH yeah forgot about that.
As they all continue to make food, Mine came in and said that we need to be good rookies and make some nice food. Then Jason came and handed her a porridge of... What the fuck he just make.
Mine: *Looks in disgust* What is THIS!! *Points at the porridge*.
Jason: It's called the Jason special. If you eat you will either die or get some stomach cramps that is going to hurt like a motherfucker. Oh and you will also get PTSD.
