Jane & Joan

Chapter Twelve: Self Proclaimed Prince

Jane

I don't know why people always have this bizarre ideology about girls with recommended glasses, especially if they are short and skinny like me. They always think we are quiet. No doubt about that fact, but do not be deceived. They also know we are intelligent and the only thing we know how to do best is nothing but BOOKS! okay i'm still trying to keep my cool. They feel we don't know how to defend ourselves except outside the box of BOOKS! Where do you people get your ideologies from??? Have you met Jane?? I mean Afolabi Jane Ajoke?? Laughing uhn? I know my name combinations are hilarious but trust me I love hilarious. It's not sounding like Zara Benson or Kate Henshaw or Rahul Raichand. Mtchewwww... Rolling my eyes. Someone is about to get trashed.

"Who the hell is this idiotic self proclaimed prince. Hello! I am not your typical girl with recommended glasses. I do not take trash and I won't allow a fool like you to walk up to me from no where and start telling me bullshit. You thought I said that loud? Hell no! I didn't. I was still practicing my lines and trying to be as cool as possible but I'm afraid I might say worse things to him because his presence is getting on the bad side of me.

"Hey... "

"Who is this one? (Whispering to myself) you too hey... Jane replied

"I don't know if you live around here?

"Ehn ehn?

"Pardon?

"Why are you asking me such?

"Oh.. My bad, I'm Feranmi. I really do not stay around here cos it's kinda not condusive for my personality and I really do not like inconvenience. I try as much as possible to do things that befit my personality and taste that is the reason why i'm having this conversation with you. What's your name?

"Egba mi( still keeping my cool)

"Hello i'm talking to you Miss Froggy... "

"Did you just call me Miss Froggy? Are you freaking nut? Who the hell do you think you are? Some prince charming or some crappy clown from the land of the idiotic fellows? Hello! Mr self proclaimed prince! I do not have your time right now. As you can see, i'm carrying five litres of Petrol and if you move an inch closer to me, I will bath you with it and set you on fire, then run away. The worse thing that can happen is you arrest me for trying to take your life and I will deny it and cry so much and fall sick in the process because you do not have a witness. More so, I wouldn't go to jail because I am not yet eighteen. So don't even think about it! You are gonna regret it. Dhor!

"WTF...

"Look at me, let this be the first and the last time you will open that shitty mouth of yours to utter that nonsense to me. The next time you call me that, I will rip you off your clothes in public. Do not try me. I will devour you... (She storms away)

"What the hell was that? Did she just talk back at me? Is she some crazy girl from the under world? WTF...

My mouth will not kill me. Did I just say that to a stranger? What If he run after me and hurt me. Lord Jesus this is a deserted area, please protect me till I get home and I will never say that to anyone again in this life. What if he catch up with me and rape me? Nooo... Jesus Christ! I reject every evil thought! I can't start to comprehend the trauma of being a rape victim. The guy looks like a rapist too.