This is a fantasy SO DONT JUDGE!!!!!!!
So this one day at the sea there was this chiuaua with bulging eyes (seen above) so I just started laughing my head off then something pulled me in and everything went black
-next day... "Your majesty you've awaken" said a soft soothing voice "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS MY MOM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME I BET YOUVE ALREADY RAPED ME!"i said looking at my lower region feeling relieved at seeing no blood "OH no we don't have children with 16 year olds your magesty No no that is a big no no we have laws if you did not know!" He said looking affended so I looked him in the eye only to see a merman a sexy one too "so um you free Friday night?" I said seductivly "ummmm well we are always free for you my queen" he said softly "what do you mean" I said "well the prophesies stated that a beautiful girl at the age of 16 will come and be our queen so I have to marry you" he said "oh my waffles!!!! Squeeeeeeee" (that was me squealing) so how old are you?" "25" he said firmly "😳 your kidding right? I can't even get drunk yet!" I said suprised "well in my kingdom you can start drinking exactly when you turn 10 years of age"he said then I fainted!!!
TO BE CONTINUED BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
