Okay so I have a lot of stories for you today
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PARTNERS
my friend and I were partners in reading class (last block) and we also had this other partner and we've never really liked working with other people cuz we usually pair up together and so me and my friend decided to talk about something that this girl has no clue about which was: (drum roll please) Percy Jackson. So we were talking about Percy Jackson and this girl was like "what are you talking about?" My friend and I literally could not breathe we were laughing so hard and then we started to make dirty jokes that the girl didn't understand
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YOU KNOW WHAT RK WOULD SAY
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(I will start using people's initials so RK is my friend/cousins initials)
So me and my friend SM (from last story) have an inside joke and it goes like this
Me: my stomach hurts
SM: you know what RK would say
Both:you're/I'm on my period
We both just go around saying this some times
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WHEN IS APRIL?
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So my brother that will be 13 in October came in my room and this is how the conversation went.
WH(his initials): what month is April?
Me: why don't you count to see
WH: I don't know my months. Isn't it like before October?
Me: no you really need to learn this.
And I never told him what month April is.
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IT'S A VINE
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So we just got home from school and I'm about to go to my room when I hear a vine and me being me I have to finish the vine. Here it is.
FA: Who ever threw that paper
Me: your mom's a hoe!
KW: DANIELLE!
Me: what?
KW: don't say that word
Me: it's a freaking vine!
And then I stormed off to my room because she doesn'tget on to the other kids for saying stuff like that.
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OMG
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This literally just happened like a minute ago.
Me: hey JS I only have Scarlet, Cress, and Winter in my room do you have the rest in the basement?
JS: I should
Me: ok have you heard about the one about the mirror on the wall
JS: nope
GS: mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?
Me: me obviously
JS: me
ZG: me
LH: not you cause you suck ball-
We all start laughing so I couldn't hear what else was said
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STOP TEXTING ME
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So there's this little boy who won't stop texting me and he buys me takis every time I'm at my dads
And the only thing that he texts me is BTS updates so that's ok but he does it in the middle of school and I was talking to my friend PH about it and I say "he's a freaking 9 year old he should not have his phone out in school!"
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Me: and I oop
FA: now you have to go kill yourself
Me: I was planning to do that anyway so ha!
(JS death glares at FA)
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So I have no other stories except my cousin ZG just found out I write stories.
If you will excuse me I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
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School/Home Stories
HumorJust some Stories about what happens at my school or my house.
