Rusame and Usamex one shots

Be more chill the musical (pt 1)

Online: 10       Offline: 0 9/18/29 9:10 a.m
Me: You guys want to take our pain and suffering and make it a musical?  
Player one(Germany): Russia wtf.
Bi Guy(Philippines): WHAT THE FUK RUSSIA 
My house burned down(Mexico): That’s stupid, why would you want to do that?
Jealous Boy(China): Russia you are insane
Why did I date them?(Costa Rica): RUSSIA!!!!
Sis but not(Belarus): Russia are you feeling ok? Do you need mountain dew Red?
I drink Maple syrup to survive: I agree with every one Russia, but i’m down with it
Gossip boy(Norway): Russia i’m scared for you
<3Америка<3: Russia I got mountain dew Red I can stop by on my lunch break and give it to you, and Canada WTF
Me: What no i’m fine, I was thinking, we should make a musical about our high school squip experience, you know just to make everyone aware of a squip, and that they shouldn’t get one.
Player one: You should've said that instead of ‘You guys want to take our pain and suffering and make it a musical’ you freaked us all out!
My house burned down: Ya you really should of said that instead, Russia.
Me: Ok, ok I will word stuff much more clearly next time, but you guys want to do it? We can call up Eu and tell him about our plan, he can hook us up!
<3Америка<3: I’m down 
Player one: You got my vote.
Bi guy: I will be in if I get to call you tall ass again!
Jealous boy: Heck yes
Sis but not: Russia I can play your dad if Eu gets us hooked
My house burned down: Alright
Gossip boy: sign me up!
Why did I date them?: I'm all ears Russia 
I drink Maple syrup to survive: I can do a good Kiana Reeves impersonation
Me:Alright I’ll get ahold of Eu, and yes Philippines you can call me tall ass. . . wait Belarus why do you want to be my dad?
Sis but not: Because Soviet isn’t going to walk on a stage pantless
Me: Ok your right, alright I’ll talk to you when I get ahold of Eu.

Online: 3  Offline: 7 11:10 a.m
Me: HE SAID YES, WERE GOING TO BROADWAY PEOPLE!
Why did I date them?: For real oh Russia you’re just the best!  

Online:10  Offline:0 11:11 a.m
<3Америка<3: Good job Russia, also pick the kids up, I’m going to be late again, dang boss
Me: Oh dang, and I will, how late will this be? 
<3Америка<3: Till 9:00 p.m
Player one: America I feel sorry for you, but Russia that’s great.
<3Америка<3: Ya I know, but i’ll be fine. . . hopefully
<3Америка<3: gotta get back to work see y'all later

Online:9  Offline:1 11:13 a.m
My house burned down: well that was a thing, but heck ya, Russia’s our man!
Sis but not: Ok time to get some paint and draw soviet on my face.
Bi guy: Gezz, not yet I don’t think Russia even got a script yet, calm yourself there 
Sis but not: Sorry Phili, but it’s Russia, and It’s going to be our first full play, and not a school play
Gossip boy: oof should we get a few more people, we need someone to be Eu. . . or is Eu going to play himself?
Me: Everyone’s going to play each other, exactly how they were in High School, exsept Canada and Belarus, Canada will play my squip, and Belarus will play my dad.
My house burned down: Wait you mean I got to flirt with America. . . again!
Me: Yes Mexico, I’m allowing you to flirt with America once again, ok but I need to start writing the script.

Online:8  Offline:2 11:19
I drink Maple syrup to survive: Hey don’t forget to pick up your kids Russia, America will be pissed if you forget
Player one: He won’t forget knowing him he has put it in as a reminder on his phone.

Online:9  Offline:1 11:20
Me: Yes I did put a reminder in my phone, I’m not a bad dad.

Online:8  Offline:2 11:25
Jealous boy: well then I guess we got to remember how we were in highschool, because I know some of us were assholes.
Why did I date them?: Basically half of this entire chat group were dicks to one another, more so with Russia, But look at us now, were all friends

XXX 

 “ Мои детеныши, как прошел твой день?” (My cubs, how was your day?) The Russian man said as the kids got into the car, they were all in middle school, and get out around 2:15, there mother usually get out around 1:40, and he gets out around 2:50, so it’s usually always America who gets them, but since America had to be held back at work, Russia had to work his ass off to be able to get out an hour early.