Check my SCP headcanons to get the reference.
Bright: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
029: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Dr Powers: Why are all the hot guys gay?
682: Why are all the hot guys straight?
049: Why are all the hot people taken?
811: Most people are hot and taken! Why do I have to be single?!
035: Everyone's hot, what do I do?!
106: What? I don't get it.
