The Shrexy Illegal Crime (Shrek x Dora)

The Onion Is Calling

Shrek's POV

after i killed da mankey i look at that THICC bitcc looking at me with fear but also onion lust. I whip her with me onion skin whip. "O N I O N" I scemed at her at the top of me lungs. Fiano walks back in and dabs on the thicc 4 year old and she fucking turns into a fooking D A N K E Y. But she still a thicc dankey. A thicc 4 year old dankey. Fiano sees I still have a hard onion and dies. Oh well. That thicc mexican 4 year old dankey tries to leave me swamp but at least I built a wall around me swamp. I drag her back inside and stuff that bitch like a pig. like oink oink am i right?! And i fill her dankey self with plenty of onion juice. Dankey opens the door and scraems at me to stap. So I stab her with my onion sword [;)] So I just dab and t pose on his body. He shakes with extrme pain, pleasure, and f e a r. G o o d! I finally go to bed on me fiano rug. 

To Be Continued 

I hate myself. I hate you for reading this.